Aerial Shots + Blank Stares + "The Pussycat Dolls" = Small-Screen Bliss

Pure genius, video department: NEWSWEEK gives a red, white and blue makeover to "The City," the goes-down-easy MTV reality show about beautiful people taking over Gotham.  Follow Whitney Barack as he moves into sprawling new digs in Gramercy Northwest D.C, battles machinating socialites Republicans and plays host to a bitchin' gallery inaugural party in this installment of (girl-rock crescendo; pregnant pause)..."The District."

UPDATE: Check back next Tuesday for an all-new episode!!