"Imagine if there were trades in relationships. One day your wife is like, 'Honey, I kinda wanna f--k Jason now.'"
It's not really a commercial for beer, but it will tug at your heart-strings.
"When you talk about the next super-team, it's probably gonna be wherever Kawhi Leonard ends up," Rose said on ESPN's "First Take."
In this world, nothing is certain but death, taxes and the Patriots being favored to win the Super Bowl.
"After the nuclear apocalypse, Trump is going to be the only one walking around, giving speeches to cockroaches," joked "The Daily Show" host.
The network follows its Prince William-Kate Middleton playbook and is planning a movie that'll likely debut before the royal wedding.
The second season of the show focuses on Holmes struggling to build a new life after the events of Season 1 tore the old one down.
"Honestly I was just praying, 'Lord, please do not kill me,'" VanZant said about a 10-pound cut in a single day.
Sam Bradford was heavily involved as well.