“I do feel remorse and regret for my actions, and I would like to ask that people stop sending death threats to me and my partner,” he reportedly wrote in a Facebook post.
He would have his son Eric fast-forward through anything but the ass-kickery.
A tale of a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan mellowing with age, then seeing something impossible happen: the team winning the Super Bowl.
"Imagine if there were trades in relationships. One day your wife is like, 'Honey, I kinda wanna f--k Jason now.'"
It's not really a commercial for beer, but it will tug at your heart-strings.