Nobody ever interviews them after the game, but umpires have plenty to say on the field. Here are some colorful terms you might hear between calls:
A manager prone to arguing.
Home-plate duty, closest to the bat-wielding rats.
Third-base duty, which is usually pretty dull.
A chest protector.
Cleaning off home plate.
A minor leaguer called up to the big league.
Ejecting a Z-baller.