Summer trips are just around the corner. Unfortunately the Highway Patrol is often is, too. Here's how they talk about their prey:

Someone who's really moving, i.e., at least 85 mph.

Driver who zigzags through traffic at high speeds.

A druggie; also "airhead."

A car that's emitting smoke or fluids.

Violation or ticket. Usage: "I'm gonna go give out some V's." Also, "fang," as in, "I really fanged that speeder."

Arrest a drunk driver.

Handcuff and put in jail.

Hit-and-run accident where the perpetrator gets away.

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