Penne. Dems dined at way-P.C. Restaurant Nora, where the bulgur is unbleached and the portobello mushrooms are raised stress-free.
Chevy Chase. Dems nest in Maryland, where there's a Starbucks on every comer and a pistol is what they call comedian Mark Russell.
Ivies. Bill Clinton: Yale Law School. Al Gore: Harvard. George Stephanopoulos: Columbia. Mike MeCurry: Princeton.
Prime rib. The GOP herd feeds at the mahogany-paneled Capitol Grille, where a 22-ounce Angus is a light lunch and a 12-inch Macanudo is dessert.
Vienna. Republicans flock south to Virginia, where you can board your championship mare down the road and the Ollie North show is talk-radio king,
Aggies. Bob Dole: Washburn Municipal. Phil Gramm: Georgia. Dick Armey: Jamestown College. Newt Gingrich: Emory.