Pick one word from each column to form your very own Net Hype Term. Use it liberally in conversation and in magazine articles. Make it into an acronym. Call up customersupport lines and ask about it. Post it on irrelevant Usenet newsgroups. Pretend that you know what it means. Bonus points if Wired magazine writes a gushy article about it.
A B C interactive multimedia suite highspeed server architecture networked e-mail engine revolutionary reality group visionary protocol site virtual software agent the WELL's chat newsgroup Mondo communications network modem parallel CD-ROM online intelligent agent realtime information teleconference