In case you hadn’t heard, the world is ending! This always happens during summer-movie season (e.g., "Armageddon," "Independence Day," etc.), but this summer, it’s Hollywood itself that’s facing the apocalypse. According to the latest press reports, nobody is going to the movies. Memorial Day–weekend box-office numbers were at a 15-year-low, after both "Sex and the City 2" and "Prince of Persia" tanked. In the first weekend of June, tickets were down 19 percent from the same period in 2009. Let’s look at the silver lining: it would be fun to stand next to Katherine Heigl in the unemployment line.