
Hundred-day “Hallmark holiday” hype is history. But this guy doesn’t get hangovers.
The CW ArchivesWith nudge from Amtrak Joe, Pa. sen. defects from GOP. But he’s still an ornery SOB.
The CW ArchivesStupidly tells “Today” we shouldn’t travel. Stick to bringing GOPs across the aisle.
The CW ArchivesAfter waiting for Obama, he walks away from it all. N.H. woods beat CW snake pit any day.
The CW ArchivesOnetime auto giant files for bankruptcy, looks for Fiat tech to save it. Mamma mia!
The CW ArchivesMedia madness or prudent prep? It’s both. P.S.: It has nothing to do with pigs.
The CW Archives
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I don't want to run auto companies. I don't want to run banks. I've got two wars I've got to run already. I've got more than enough to do.
President Obama, attempting to allay fears about the federal government exercising significant and lasting control over companies in which it is now a major shareholder because of the federal bailout

Because of Dad's Alzheimer's, I had to come out of the closet twice. We got it right the second time.