I voted for Clinton in 1996 in my very first election. I loved him so much that I cried in my dorm room when he finally admitted he'd lied to us. And even this summer past in Iowa, I was excited to get to shake his hand. In recent months, I have seen a different man than the one I thought I loved. Quite disappointingly, I fear this is the real man. I would not take back my vote in 96, because of the alternative. But I hereby take back all my defenses of him. And I take back the shaking of his hand on July 4. If I saw him now, I'd totally end up getting tased, bro.