You forget that the main reason so much overwhelming and useless information is on the web is because no one ever hung a "Don't Poop" sign. In fact, pooping has always been encouraged in a metaphorical sense, because the early Internet was viewed as a playground/toilet. Now parts of the Internet are useful, but the same people who code innovations into the Web are too full of pride to clean the poop off.
We are crapping where we eat, my friends.