How to Train a Husband

i actually use these techniques on my wife with great success! praise goes a long way. everybody wants to be praised when they do even a little good thing. nothing is better than having your wife give you "praise" sexually. try it sometime, you won't regret it.

It's a sad day when we men are compared to animals, but the reality is all of us human beings respond the same way with pain and/or pleasure. As a matter of fact most of our decisions are made by mentally or subconsciously evaluating each action and decision on whether it will hurt us or bring us pleasure.

A wife can be trained the same way. She can be encouraged by her husband celebrating her good behavior. Don't we bring her a diamond ring when she pleases us? Why do we bring them chocolate and roses? Isn't it because we know we will receive the reward of a good night of wonderful sex? When she's happy, her husband is happy and when she's not, she will seldom allow him to be either.

This theory could work equally with all humans, male and female alike. Don't we even practice it with our children? When they do their chores we reward them with our words and/or an allowance. It's a sad day when men alone are referred to as being trained. Not even children are trained, they're 'reared.' Animals are trained. After all, we're not animals, though some act like it. We have free will, are logical thinking, understand cause and affect and are intelligent individuals. It's demeaning to be compared to the animal kingdom. Though some animals show more sense than human beings, male and female alike!

this lady cat help you dear. she cant even help herself. go out and get some strange if he is not playing the game

What an absolute idiot. If I were Amy's spouse, I'd pick up my socks only to stuff them in her ignorant, anti-treat people like people mouth. Her husband must be an absolute mouse if he puts up with this kind of disrespect. Shamu? More like Baboon !

If you have to train a man to your specification of what you want him to be, Then there is no need to have him. A man nor women is a dog ,cat nor any other animal other than a Human Being. And image of God and a creation of God. Writing a book for gain is all this is, If you cannot accept anyone for what they are and what they have become, Then move on to one whom is what you expect. I think this is a slap in the face to mothers whom raise their children to be the best they can and to accept for people for whom they are. If you need a maid then hire a maid, Humans are human and maybe try 50/50 in a relationship and share chores. I think a man does what he naturally is suppose to do, provide for his family and if he struggles then the female if she has any respect for him will step in and help him. Walk side by side not one step behind nor one step before him. If god wanted you to have a trained dog then he would of made them in his image for you to have and hold. Any thing to sell a book put bull in the heads of women whom actually thinks this would ever work, and if she tried to pull this then dump her. I believe in equal LOVE, RESPECT<HONOR,FAITH,TOGETHERNESS

Here's how you get men to do what you want: Oral Sex.

Most married women quit doing it shortly after marriage.

Carl's Jr. says "without some guys would starve." Guess what I don't starve and I also don't eat at Carl's Jr.

I also agree with jimbomcdaniels, people are animals! People are reading way too far into it.. is it so bad to say thank for something your spouse does right, and ignore the bad things?? because there will be bad things.

What a load of b.s. Does this woman write for Cosmopolitan by any chance? This is the same brain dead b.s. they spew ad naseum every month in that ridiculous magazine: how to manipulate men to get what YOU want. I can't believe anyone would take this advice seriously. It is so disrespectful. The only people that will buy this and apply it are the same bims that buy the above mentioned mag. Complete tripe.

This gives women a VERY bad name. Feminists suck!!!!!! If this was an article about how to train a woman like an animal there would be *** hitting the fan. You should be ashamed of yourself, you hypocrite! I am a 35 year old woman and have had some bad experiences with men but I would NEVER suggest training them like you would an animal. What has this world come to? I am so ashamed to be a woman at this very moment. Shame on all you "oh poor me" women who think the way this idiot woman does. Grow up, get a life, and get some balls will you.

If I (as a man) were to publish a book suggesting that men train their women like animals I would be labeled a sexist and as being egotistical and narrow minded. There would be protests against any store that sold the book, and yet it is ok for a woman to make the same suggestion about men?

It's a sad day when we men are compared to animals, but the reality is all of us human beings respond the same way with pain and/or pleasure. As a matter of fact most of our decisions are made by mentally or subconsciously evaluating each action and decision on whether it will hurt us or bring us pleasure.

A wife can be trained the same way. She can be encouraged by her husband celebrating her good behavior. Don't we bring her a diamond ring when she pleases us? Why do we bring them chocolate and roses? Isn't it because we know we will receive the reward of a good night of wonderful sex? When she's happy, her husband is happy and when she's not, she will seldom allow him to be either.

This theory could work equally with all humans, male and female alike. Don't we even practice it with our children? When they do their chores we reward them with our words and/or an allowance. It's a sad day when men alone are referred to as being trained. Not even children are trained, they're 'reared.' Animals are trained. After all, we're not animals, though some act like it. We have free will, are logical thinking, understand cause and affect and are intelligent individuals. It's demeaning to be compared to the animal kingdom. Though some animals show more sense than human beings, male and female alike!

OMG, this dumb ***** is telling you to treat us like dogs... ok, you women need to stop reading bull**** like this. You ever wonder why there is domestic violence? Trust me, all a man wants "to get him to do something" is paraphrase, ask nice, and don't be demanding. and don't go on for a damned hour about one thing, it's annoying. If you can just be cool and relax you'll get results... oh and in response to a comment earlier we don't all think of nothing but sex

If I (as a man) were to publish a book suggesting that men train their women like animals I would be labeled a sexist and as being egotistical and narrow minded. There would be protests against any store that sold the book, and yet it is ok for a woman to make the same suggestion about men?

This gives women a VERY bad name. Feminists suck!!!!!! If this was an article about how to train a woman like an animal there would be *** hitting the fan. You should be ashamed of yourself, you hypocrite! I am a 35 year old woman and have had some bad experiences with men but I would NEVER suggest training them like you would an animal. What has this world come to? I am so ashamed to be a woman at this very moment. Shame on all you "oh poor me" women who think the way this idiot woman does. Grow up, get a life, and get some balls will you.

I must say, my husband did not need any 'training', and neither did I. I mean, people aren't animals...like the Bible says, wives submit to your husands, and husbands love your wives...is that really that difficult to understand? This lady is obviously a man-hater, that despreately needs some counselling, and God help her for feeding the ego's of the women who need to hear such ridiculous gargage...sheesh.

Hey Ddiaz, lighten up will you? I don't this that this book was meant to be taken so seriously. There is not need to insult the womans intelligence, especially if you have never even read it. Get off of your high horse.