How to Train a Husband

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  • Posted By: stranger @ 02/17/2008 10:15:33 PM

    i think it's disgusting they way men are being compared to killer whales and elephants. it's like anti feminism but for men. I'm not a man, i am not sexually attracted to men either. i think it's sad they way the author of the book feels she need to resort to animal training tactics to keep her man in check. if he doesn't consider your feelings when he makes decisions, maybe it's because you are a nagging hag, and he doesn't love you as much as you think he does. i agree that all humans are animals, but if you compare you man to animals with lower mental capacities, isn't he nothing but your pet? i think it is a ridiculous book written by a woman who fell in love with the wrong man and had enough time to waste by comparing her man to an animal and listing the things one should do, should their 'pet' go out of bounds. it's ridiculous.

  • Posted By: wthisthis @ 02/17/2008 10:15:22 PM

    Well this isn't degrading at all. Maybe I should train my future wife to work that kitchen like the best wife she can be. Now how does that sound? Great advice. Maybe you should just put a leash on us. I bet that's the next advancement into a society that strives for equality.


    GRE

  • Posted By: nicatnite66 @ 02/17/2008 10:15:21 PM

    the laast thing men need is to worry about is that if that treat (their Spouse) is worth the pain

  • Posted By: Toughguy @ 02/17/2008 10:15:06 PM

    Total garbage article. A lament attempt by incompetent author to get cheap attention of readers!!!
    I wish this author is sued for offensive article. So, in future any armature write doesn't write cheap articles to get attention!!!!

  • Posted By: womanhatingwoman @ 02/17/2008 10:09:01 PM

    what happens when they realize its a two way street and treats the woman like a ***? i think this idea is incredibly vain, it further perpetuates the "i'm a diva, I'm the queen, I deserve BETTER treatment, not equal"
    Horseshit if you ask me, you want your men to stay at home and not act like an ***? Try not demanding so dammed much, staying in the kitchen, cleaning, and *** him at the drop of a hat. Or all that bitching...

    • Posted By: Cosmo_Girl @ 02/17/2008 10:14:56 PM

      Wow. Talk about cheauvanistic. This right here is the reason why this article was written. If men thought like this, then the human race would be SOL. No woman that I know would EVER stand for a man to say something like this. In fact, the last guy that said something liek this came into work with a black eye and a fat lip. He's never said anything since.

  • Posted By: beckshert @ 02/17/2008 10:14:54 PM

    I dunno- this all seems kind of dishonest and demeaning to men. I don't need to lure my boyfriend away with chips. I merely say, " Please don't stand over me while I cook. It makes me feel like you don't trust me to make a good dinner." I think any couple should have the maturity to communicate in a straightforward fashion.
    As crudely as daffytheduck made his point (which indicates a HUGE lack of intellegence), I agree with the general sentiment. If a man wrote this article about dog training women, he'd be crucified.

  • Posted By: fdny7 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:52 PM

    Husbands are NOT supposed to be obedient, they are not your kids! Yes to "google" for having the better sense not to headline such a feminist loving and frankly distasteful title.

  • Posted By: Toughguy @ 02/17/2008 10:14:49 PM

    Total garbage article. A lament attempt by incompetent author to get cheap attention of readers!!!
    I wish this author is sued for offensive article. So, in future any armature write doesn't write cheap articles to get attention!!!!

  • Posted By: creatornaturelover @ 02/17/2008 10:14:49 PM

    This book is truly appalling. If a man wrote a book, "How to tame your wife" or "How to manipulate your wife to get her to do what you want" women all over America would be saying how the author is a manipulative pig.

    However, when the shoe is on the other foot, American society is supposed to just chuckle it off as something written by a crazy author. The only problem is, that many women will follow this advice.

    Smarter men will catch on & will resent being manipulated. In some cases, it will be at the cost of the marriage.

    Amy, I hope your husband appreciates how you lovingly manipulate him to get him to do what you want. Men aren't stupid. He might take being manipulated out on you in other ways. Make sure your manipulation doens't lead you both to divorce court.

  • Posted By: ksodom711 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:43 PM

    Notice the book is written by a woman! This is absolutely ridiculous. The key to marital bliss is to train your husband like an animal? Marriage is about TWO people both making sacrifices in order to compliment each other, not training one person to make one happy. A successful AND happy marriage is one that both parties have an equal say in family matters. This almost makes it sounds like the only way to be happy is to trick your husband into being obedient like a lowly animal. Give her the Pulitzer right now....You have got to be kidding me! Some people should never be allowed to share their thoughts, much less publish a book.

  • Posted By: coolnan @ 02/17/2008 10:14:31 PM

    good point
    relationships based on pet training should be a real success in relationships
    theres no place for human compassion or feeling significant to your partner
    no no no! She is right *gasp*

  • Posted By: Lochness101 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:26 PM

    I'm only 20 years old, but I know enough about relationships to know if you have to look at your husband or wife like they're an animal you probably aren't a fantastic couple. Are there men out there who won't piss you off at all? Maybe, but sometimes crap happens and people get mad. Are there men out there who won't act like a bunch of idiots and cause you more pain than happiness? Yes, there are, try looking around at places other than eHarmony and your local pub. Anyway, long story short, here is my comment: If you have to manipulate someone to get along with them, you probably should look elsewhere. If you have to manipulate most people to get what you want from them, check your own *** before you start throwing it at other people.

  • Posted By: Sandy82 @ 02/17/2008 10:07:55 PM

    LOL I love this, hell it's worth a shot. Men are like male dogs, all that they think about is sex and food. Get over yourself guys, she said she wasn't a therapist. She wrote a book, anyone can do that. It's funny if anything, and who doesn't enjoy a good laugh.

    • Posted By: freewilly @ 02/17/2008 10:14:24 PM

      you are right it is funny, just like me shooting a load on your face and accidentily getting some in your eye.

      Cheers!!

  • Posted By: Popeye Boil @ 02/17/2008 10:14:21 PM


    This is total poppycock,; sexist bull sheeit, brought on by insecure feminists. Get used to it. It is still a man's world, and always will be.

    Popeye Boil

  • Posted By: xc1427 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:18 PM

    So, is the author inhaling *** out of used colostemy bags again? Imagine if I, a caucasoid male, would have written an article titled, "How to Train a Broad to Fetch for Her Husband?" ***, I would have been lynched (sic) by every son-of-a-bitching "women's" organization known to man... in public... on a Tuesday morning at high noon!!!

  • Posted By: wayfastwhitey08 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:15 PM

    F**K that! trying to train me like an animal will result in my size 16 BOOT in your ass on the way out the door... dont worry about the door hitting you, ill hold it open... you push to be treated as equals, so why do you feel the need to train us like dogs?
    we may be animals, but thats what the human race is categorized as... ANIMALS! but even so, we are human... to be treated equally, us men put women on pedestals and still this is where it leads to? training? women are just sick sadistic abusive F**King WHORES! we do have the technology to clone ourselves to carry on the human race and the strength to tie a rope...

  • Posted By: joncanderson @ 02/17/2008 10:14:13 PM

    Amy Sutherland might be able to get her husband to roll over and to beg but all that this proves is that she is married to a *** whipped faggot. A real man should be treated like a man not some *** idiot who will obey for a treat. People like these two are so far out of touch with what is really going on in the world of marriage that not only should they never ever get married but there should be a law preventing them to reproduce because thier kids will just grow up to be *** whipped faggots too. How would she like it if her husband tied her up on a leash and took her outside to piss like a dog. Are these people for real or are they living in some kind of dream world where it is ok to treat people like animals.

  • Posted By: thebeast6474 @ 02/17/2008 10:14:04 PM

    Would it by acceptable to have a book entitled 'How To Train Your ***'

  • Posted By: Lochness101 @ 02/17/2008 10:13:59 PM

    I'm only 20 years old, but I know enough about relationships to know if you have to look at your husband or wife like they're an animal you probably aren't a fantastic couple. Are there men out there who won't piss you off at all? Maybe, but sometimes crap happens and people get mad. Are there men out there who won't act like a bunch of idiots and cause you more pain than happiness? Yes, there are, try looking around at places other than eHarmony and your local pub. Anyway, long story short, here is my comment: If you have to manipulate someone to get along with them, you probably should look elsewhere. If you have to manipulate most people to get what you want from them, check your own *** before you start throwing it at other people.

  • Posted By: beenmarriedlongtime @ 02/17/2008 10:04:35 PM

    I have been married for 30 yrs. and there was no training involved. He is a wonderful man. Works hard all the time. Helped me raise 3 wonderful children, helps with the cooking, cleaning, laundry, you name it, he can do it. Takes wonderful care of me when I'm sick. It takes 2 to make a marriage.
    I'm not sure how long you have been married or if you even are. But get real sister, I want a husband that will stand by me no matter what, not a pussywiped mommys boy.

    • Posted By: AmaninVegas @ 02/17/2008 10:13:52 PM

      Hell yess, i wish i would have met you 30 years ago! :-) I agree with you completely!

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