How to Train a Husband

I use similar techniques to get all my *** to do my laundry, suck my *** and eat my ass and get her girlfriends to do the same. It works like a charm, treat that *** like a dog and she'll love you for it guys.

Yeah I see a husband listening real well to be trained like a animal. Here honey heres a biscuit for peeing right in the toilet. It's no wonder divorces are so many these days. I think this chick needs to read the book The Five Love Languages By Gary Chapman ( it tells you just the opposite of manipulating your spouse to get things done.

women! get back in the kitchen! barefoot and pregnant is the way god meant us to be, hell f-ing feminists is what screwed it all up for us...i dont want to work, i want to cook, clean, and screw all day. or have you ever thought of beating him into submission? or being a lesbian? women seem to do better with being told what to do, so go marry a woman...or get a dog if you want a pet. a human isnt meant to obey every word, or have a master

This is going to far! To consider a husband an animal that needs to be trained like one is dehuminizing.
However,this is freedom of speech.I hope my wife will not consider me an animal as when we got married there was love and respect and if there are things she does not like about me I prefer that she talks to me about that and tell me how much these things bother her.If I really married the right person I will do anything that will make her happy and in return she will make me very happy.

This is a a sad correlation in a marriage, no wonder there is no respect and true love in today's relationships. The author needs to get a real relationship and a life. Making something as important as marriage witthered down to just a animal phycologiy. This is the reason why we have so many broken homes and family. The feminist movment makes their agenda first rather than the famaily. What a disater and a waste of money. Put children first as a method of writing see what you come up with. The author must have the IQ of an animal.

This is a a sad correlation in a marriage, no wonder there is no respect and true love in today's relationships. The author needs to get a real relationship and a life. Making something as important as marriage witthered down to just a animal phycologiy. This is the reason why we have so many broken homes and family. The feminist movment makes their agenda first rather than the famaily. What a disater and a waste of money. Put children first as a method of writing see what you come up with. The author must have the IQ of an animal.

Ya know,Id like to say my husband is awsume.Not saying all men are,this makes me sick.Now if a man would have posted a book like this he would have been called so many names.So why on earth is it ok to do this to a man?

lol, I wonder how far this article would have gotten if it was called train your women, Indian or Black, feel free to pick any race. Seems to me over the last few years its become more and more publicly acceptable to castrate a man in any type of media. You have Mr. Phil and a whole host of talk shows. You have news, magazines, books. Seems theres no end. Maybe men can use this abuse in their own divorces and defense. No more women getting the children or collecting all that fat child support. How long before it all comes full circle. What man would find himself in the above article situation anyway?

What MAN would find himself in the above situation anyhow

Wow, guess people are taking this all a little too personally. Feeling a bit manipulated? hahaha! I think if praise works, why not? Psychologists suggest using praise as an effective means for behavior modification in children and not one adult finds this to be a problem? You are a bunch of hypocrites. Get over yourselves.

This is so offensive. While the content of this article contains reasonable tidbits of advice (i.e.: don't take it personally), the overall tone of this is unacceptable. American men are constantly portrayed as hopeless, drunken fools who are incapable of doing anything without a woman leading the way. Ladies, here's a thought: what does it say about you (and your relationship) that you're trying to find a partner who's main attribute is obedience?

This article shows why American women will never be happy on their present course of trying to control men. This is case in point why, I ,as American man could never find intelligence, nor compassion nor feminity in American women. At the age of 49, I finally married for the first time and outside the boundaries of American women. American men, take note! There are other choices. Step up dump the selfish and controlling American girlfriend. She will always be this way, and especially after she has kids.
And American women---get a clue. Start behaving like someone who actually wants to share her life, and be a partner. Don't read crap like this greedy and stupid author. Take a clue from your own thought process. Godd luck to All on trying to have an independent thought!

Thanks for sharing.

Wow. That's pretty low. I guess anyone can put out a book now telling everyone to treat there husbands as animals. Obviously this women is a self centered women who believes every man owes every women something. Wake up hunny....you aren't the center of attention. We don't put people down when they get annoying like we do to animals.

The truth is most women do this so subtly you guys don't even realize it. I'm sure men do this to women too except now it has been compared to 'animal training', when really it's been happening all along.

Finally, women are out in the open with their misandry. Men are no better than dogs to be manipulated by the more cunning, the "smarter" sex, right? It's cute to them, I suppose. But why, exactly, would a woman want to marry a creature that needs to be "trained," aside from his paycheck? This says far more about women than it does men -- and none of it is good.

Wow, who invented this garbage? First, women are treated like dogs (some still are) and now we flip the script?
I'm sorry, marriage is about compromise and respect. If you want something to train like a dog, get a dog-not a husband. This is a load of crap. But what's so sad is that there are women reading this article and taking notes.

So in other words, this woman doesn't want equal rights. Trust me, you go ahead and do that kind of stuff to your men and see how quick they realize your trying to manipulate them. BTW, does this mean if we watch your horrible shows, listen to you gossip, and deal with all of your mental problems we will get what we want?

Finally, women are out in the open with their misandry. Men are no better than dogs to be manipulated by the more cunning, the "smarter" sex, right? It's cute to them, I suppose. But why, exactly, would a woman want to marry a creature that needs to be "trained," aside from his paycheck? This says far more about women than it does men -- and none of it is good.