How to Train a Husband

Try a little S&M. That will do the trick. Oh wait. You are too much of a bitter wife. THen He needs to use The S&M. You might complain that he isnt doing it right. S&M always makes them do what you want anytime and anywhere.

this book has been done, and better- read "Dont Shoot the Dog" by marine mammal & dog trainer, Karen Pryor

OK treat me like a dog. Many dogs are treated much better by the people who love them than some people treat thier life partners. The little behaviors most at issue, here, get way too much attention - and the people with the hearts, minds, and souls get lost in all the control. So train me. Once you have me trained, though, don't be supprised that when you really need the MAN you married, I just come up and lick your faceand wag my tail instead.

The only place a women can control a guy is thru S&M try it. Then maybe the other stuff will come in time.
Believe me it works. He will chase after u and want more.

Miss Pissy are we. But if that doesnt work then maybe he should smack your behind. Then u will be chasing him.

Mmmmm. I like the concept of working toward a better marriage and resolving conflict, but "Training your Husband" ? Nice way to put it.
I am unsure how the reverse would be received if a man wrote a book "Bring Your wife to Heel"; A wonderful book on how to get you wife to be obedient and obey.
I am sure it would make for a much better marriage.......

WOW want to see the claws come out just mention something about the opposite sex. Men and women are not equal, never have been and I dare say probably never will be, but husbands and wife???s should be more tolerate of the other than the unmarried are of the opposite sex. The world is not perfect but you can make your spouses day so much better by doing things they have asked you to do. Husbands and fathers help with the children helps the wives and mothers more than they know. Wife???s being helpful with yard work adds quality time to the relationship. I'm not saying we should all change the way we live our lives because I'm sure there are thousands of married couples who would have a big laugh at this entire posting because they are so happy. We should all make an effort to exam our marriages and see what we can do to make it better and a happier marriage. "Training" our spouses may not be what we need to do but it works for our children and when they are grown they appreciate the things we have taught them. I guess what I'm saying is we can/ do train our spouses and ourselves every day what is wrong with finding a better more effective way than by trial and error.

This book has been done- "Dont Shoot the Dog" by Karen Pryor

Mmmmm. I like the concept of working toward a better marriage and resolving conflict, but "Training your Husband" ? Nice way to put it.
I am unsure how the reverse would be received if a man wrote a book "Bring Your wife to Heel"; A wonderful book on how to get you wife to be obedient and obey.
I am sure it would make for a much better marriage.......

It is so simple, just *** your man! I mean *** him till he doesnt want it anymore. *** him everyday till he says stop. I dont mean just spred your legs. I mean go to town on his dick. then you will have not only a trained man, but a loyal and happy one. Oh, yeah take it in the ass at least once a month. It's the icing on the cake!

Well, so much for "equality"! These must be the mentality idea from a truely feminist, sexist sow! Talk about reverse gfender bashing! What would the Feminist author would think if the roles were reversed and she was the one in the relationship whp "left her socks on the floor?

To BandysGirl- you sound awfully bitter?? I think you just provided an excellent reason why men have the mail order brides you mentioned in your venomous rant...

To BandysGirl- you sound a little bitter?? In fact, you just provided an excellent example of why men get the mail order brides you mentioned in your venomous rant...

Just try my idea first. It's free and it will only hurt your ass the first couple times.

Women stop with this "I have him trained" bullshit. If you have to secretly train your man then maybe your the one who is causing most if not all the problems in your relationship. It just shows how much you lack in communication if you can't even say (NICELY) " honey will you please pick up the clothes off the bathroom floor and put them in the laundry basket for me. Thank you" How hard is that. Wow you must be exhausted. Another problem might be your not giving your man the love he needs or wants. Give it up more, trust me it works. Men will be more apt to help you or ask if you would like them to do something around the house for you. Don't be selfish ladies, give to recieve. Quit being feminist because all youre doing is making your man feel like a little boy.

This is an absurd article for worn down woman with no other alternative but to resort to stupid examples of base research to accomadate there lack of control. Men with high standards and intellect would never go for such a theme and these type of men are all around us, further so, men are not as stupid as woman today claim we are, this is just there insecurities rising to the surface, and there overcomplicated ways getting full spotlight making them in turn look more foolish then the men they claim to be able to make jump through hoops. Creating the world we have to today regardless of it's imperfections is and has been made by the smarts, passions and power of men and woman, despite the unblalance of the sexes which any sane person hopes to be equal someday. We all have a long way to go to understand the art of cohabitation as a specie and I see this article not as progressive but base and unwarrented, this article is simply moronic and does not put woman in a smarter light that I happen to feel they are.

This is just disgusting. Women claim to fight for equality and to be taken seriously and one of your sisters in arms throws out this drivel furthering the stereotype of women as conniving shrews. Look, both men and women???if a significant other exhibits an undesirable trait when you meet them, stop thinking you can change that behavior just because you now have a ring on your finger. This is why so many marriages end in divorce. Divorces usually initiated by women by the way???Why? Usually because they thought they could change the guy and could not; or worse yet, actually got him to change and now thinks of him as a lap dog with no spine. Stop the madness people???.

My wife was a horrible nag, that made mountains out of mole hills. Grills me for spending money on stuff like eating lunch out instead of sacking leftover hamburger helper (sometimes you gotta treat yourself life is too short for this kind of BS)) or the rare occaison of buying a motorcycle helmet or something similar. I have never gave her a hard time for buying stuff she likes or going out with her girlfriends or what have you. She spends more time and money driving around the universe to end up buying some useless what-knot that anyone I know. But if that makes here world spin thats fine with me. But ,It's always me on the grill with where you been, what took you so long, how much money did you spend blah blah blah. I used to react to this stuff defensively. So I started making up the worst scenario that she probably imagined in the first place and shock the hell out of her then go about my business. I"ve always heard men are notorious for ignoring women. I tell you when the crap stinks long enough and strong enough you learn to ignore it. She has gotten better over time and I have changed a little bit too. I not into controlling any body and I'm certainly not into someone controlling me be it woman, man or aliens from the planet Mork. Come on people lets quit busting each others balls, this is whats causing all the problems between men and women, race ,religion and the rest of the world. Discuss it ,agree or agree to disagree. No biggie, a child could do it.

WOW want to see the claws come out just mention something about the opposite sex. Men and women are not equal, never have been and I dare say probably never will be, but husbands and wife???s should be more tolerate of the other than the unmarried are of the opposite sex. The world is not perfect but you can make your spouses day so much better by doing things they have asked you to do. Husbands and fathers help with the children helps the wives and mothers more than they know. Wife???s being helpful with yard work adds quality time to the relationship. I'm not saying we should all change the way we live our lives because I'm sure there are thousands of married couples who would have a big laugh at this entire posting because they are so happy. We should all make an effort to exam our marriages and see what we can do to make it better and a happier marriage. "Training" our spouses may not be what we need to do but it works for our children and when they are grown they appreciate the things we have taught them. I guess what I'm saying is we can/ do train our spouses and ourselves every day what is wrong with finding a better more effective way than by trial and error.