How to Train a Husband

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  • Posted By: Rozgirl @ 02/17/2008 10:47:07 PM

    Hi Amy, If you want to train you husband as if he were a dog it is most likely you have perhaps a beastiality issue? I for one would like help finding my keys (unless I don't help my husband find his) if you have a normal relationship (which I feel you don't) you can politely ask your husband to clear the kitchen or help out. As for the chips and salsa, are you thinking "c'mon boy! (whistle) come and get it?
    I prefer the concept of a normal communicating relationship... this is too weird!

  • Posted By: justy7cc @ 02/17/2008 10:16:48 PM

    Wives have been unfortunately regarded as animals since the beginning of time.

    After all the talk of "*** cuts farts, *** sucks dick, *** get paid, *** loses her God-given name" relating to the classic wife role of having all bills paid in exchange for being on all fours (guy needs a b-tch-poo towel) or on one's knees (in worship of her boss; glad the dick in mouth prevents her from nagging) , this is somewhat refreshing. But it still points to the fact that marriage is a lesser relationship than friendship. In friendship (sex included) people are themselves - accepted for who they are - and can fall in love - for real. Marriage, being a commercial contract at heart, is never going to ascend to that spiritual level. But it keeps many women - and a few men - off of welfare. Great to have someone else pay the bills while you perform - ahem - earthly tasks.

    • Posted By: creatornaturelover @ 02/17/2008 10:47:05 PM

      This is why dating before marriage is a waste of time. The couple should be friends first. If that is done, two people can turn from friendship to marriage & have a great one at that.

      Dating means, "putting on a facade" or "trying to impress the other person." This kind of behavior can't go on indefinitely.

  • Posted By: Kingarthur365 @ 02/17/2008 10:46:13 PM

    And if this kind of garbage was directed towards women there would be outrage and cries of sexism. When societys allow women to beat down men like this, that society will collapse. So miss Yorbraff enjoy your brief day in the sun, because you are insuring that your grandaughters and other women of this society will become slaves to countries that want our destruction. If the men in this country are continually beaten down and feminized, this society will not survive.

  • Posted By: mdsnyder @ 02/17/2008 10:46:05 PM

    All I have to say is, with thinking like this, it's no freaking wonder that marriages are at an all time low percentage wise, and the number of them that fail is at an all time high.

    Men are told from day one that they need to be "sensitive" and "caring", at the same time they're told to be "competative" and "cut-throat" in the business world. Women (and society) tell men one thing, and then complain and point fingers when they don't get the other. Men are just as much to blame, because we fall for it all. Add this to the fact that in our instant-gratification world no one is willing to work on ANYTHING long term, and expects fixes for every problem, immediately, (or at least in the time it takes to take a pill or push a button), and you get the current situation. Women go out dating looking for a man that is already "perfection" (and then want to change him), and men are confused as to which role they're supposed to be in. Hrm... God I hate politically correctness.

  • Posted By: ninabeba @ 02/17/2008 10:34:43 PM

    Hey, as long as they put-out everytime I pickup my socks sounds like a good deal to me ! Do a trick and you getta bone-her !

    • Posted By: carlyzmom @ 02/17/2008 10:45:43 PM

      Now that's a good sport. :)

  • Posted By: CJS007 @ 02/17/2008 10:44:59 PM

    What a joke, and pity the "man" that ends up with someone that takes this silly dreadful book to heart. I've been married for over 16 years and this is yet another attempt to emasculate men that I've seen. WOMEN stop it !!! They(men) wax now and look like Ken dolls do you really want to turn them into women? It's SO insulting to men. Funny you wrote the book but are STILL clueless about men!!!!

  • Posted By: ekchong @ 02/17/2008 10:44:56 PM

    How dare you write such demeaning, disrespectful, rude, non-loving book regarding your husband! I wonder what kind of marriage you have to write in such contemptuous way about our husbands. Our society has gone down so much in terms of degrading men, but this is one of the most disturbing and disgusting thing I ever heard.
    I'm happily married to my wonderful husband and we have two children. Neither I would treat him that way nor would I disrespect my husband in front of our children about their dad.
    Elaine

  • Posted By: jpump @ 02/17/2008 10:35:09 PM

    It's a shame you think you need to train your husband, I'm sure your perfect. It sounds to me like you never should have been married.

    • Posted By: carlyzmom @ 02/17/2008 10:44:36 PM

      You obviously just don't know how "some" husbands are. The book is genius.

  • Posted By: jtp1976 @ 02/17/2008 10:43:41 PM

    Brightnow: Why would a strong woman marry a man that needs to be reformed? Clearly this book suggests that the majority of women marry for a reason other than love and true friendship. This book is for unintelligent money hoarding gold diggers who marry for looks and wealth rather than love. If you need a book like this, and this goes for men as well, then you are not intelligent enough to have a successful relationship.

  • Posted By: MarcyInTexas @ 02/17/2008 10:43:25 PM

    Oops! I can't spell interesting..!

  • Posted By: flusman007 @ 02/17/2008 10:42:28 PM

    American feminists now have the ability to put a leash around the necks of American men. The National Organization of Women and the Tahirih Justice Center recently partnered with Congress to prevent American men from Communicating or marrying a foreign lady. The new IMBRA law requires American men to submit to a background check before they can send a love letter to a foreign women if they use a matchmaking organization. Another background check is required to be performed against the American men at the Fiance Visa stage of the relationship. The American feminists are upset because an increasing number of American men have been travelling overseas to meet nice traditional women uninfected by American feminism and the NOW wants this practice to stop! Now all American men are being labeled abusers in front of the women of the world.

  • Posted By: bookman1804 @ 02/17/2008 10:42:25 PM

    H
    If I were her husband, I'd put my right foot up her ass and use the left one to shove her out of the door.
    Perhaps her *** husband does not have the balls to stand up like a men.

  • Posted By: tedario.edmond @ 02/17/2008 10:41:33 PM

    If you really want a Husband to listen, you never use the term train. Say that to a lady Hell would break loose, so another words be respectful, even though woman do not think like they use to in the 20's or 30's thinking cooking and cleaning is so terrible and woman couldn't do what they wanted to, guess what neither did the men, they worked and slaved, and probably didn't get to say what they really wanted either. Men probably didn't want to stay in marriages either, they were poisened by the woman when the woman wanted to get out of the marriage. so it's equal across the board get over it. Respect is still a responsibility to adults. In that case since woman are so confused, emotional, and do not know where they are going half the time, it would be ok for me to say, us men should not train woman but beat reality into them. So what I'm saying is let's stop pointing the finger, we all need to stop being selfish and thinking it's the other sex fault. Move on, your waisting your life hating something that will never go away because the fault you see in another sex is basically an image of youself.

  • Posted By: JENSUN @ 02/17/2008 10:41:19 PM

    I should appreciate your approach to a day to day problem, but comparing human being to animal seem little different and that to your husband ,impossible. I have a fiancee , who gets very little time for sometimes i feel like screaming at him , but when he calls i just clam down as if nuthing has happened , but i cant be harsh to him like an animal.we are humans socially ,morally , and spritually developed unlike animals.

  • Posted By: squarearrohead @ 02/17/2008 10:41:17 PM

    first of all...i am not a dog. if i wrote a book about "training women," i would be called a jerk and a pig. if a woman is not happy with her man, and she feels like she should train him, then why not change something and become a lesbian? then of course shed need to write a book about "training lesbian partners," yes? now, i'm not saying that this this book is stupid. i just think that it shouldnt give women the idea that they can "train" their man like some dog. and this book doesnt promote a healthy relationship. if u "train" your man, he'll eventually get sick of it, and cheat on you. or find a woman that shows the respect that everyone deserves. dont train your men! be equal and be happy.

  • Posted By: Northof49 @ 02/17/2008 10:39:04 PM

    where is my post!

    • Posted By: gap4117 @ 02/17/2008 10:40:39 PM

      there slow mine took 8 minutes

  • Posted By: shehmah @ 02/17/2008 10:40:16 PM

    none of u women will complain about such an issue if ur spouse was being seduced and trained like a dog by some other woman..............if some other woman also treats ur husband like an animal and is training him then why cant u so in that i case i think one can try this at home.............training "like an animal" part sounds negative but this stimulus response idea works i guess.and if both the spouses know like the author and her husband both know about it then it creates the best kind of understanding.....

  • Posted By: tedario.edmond @ 02/17/2008 10:40:10 PM

    If you really want a Husband to listen, you never use the term train. Say that to a lady Hell would break loose, so another words be respectful, even though woman do not think like they use to in the 20's or 30's thinking cooking and cleaning is so terrible and woman couldn't do what they wanted to, guess what neither did the men, they worked and slaved, and probably didn't get to say what they really wanted either. Men probably didn't want to stay in marriages either, they were poisened by the woman when the woman wanted to get out of the marriage. so it's equal across the board get over it. Respect is still a responsibility to adults. In that case since woman are so confused, emotional, and do not know where they are going half the time, it would be ok for me to say, us men should not train woman but beat reality into them. So what I'm saying is let's stop pointing the finger, we all need to stop being selfish and thinking it's the other sex fault. Move on, your waisting your life hating something that will never go away because the fault you see in another sex is basically an image of youself.

  • Posted By: bookman1804 @ 02/17/2008 10:40:06 PM

    Let's see how many idiot wives who will run to the bookstore & pick up their copies, who will line up to see her upcoming movie.
    As long as her *** husband is willing to put up with such BS without putting his foot up her ass, she will continue to push this garbage & make as much $$ as she can.

  • Posted By: squarearrohead @ 02/17/2008 10:39:50 PM

    first of all...i am not a dog. if i wrote a book about "training women," i would be called a jerk and a pig. if a woman is not happy with her man, and she feels like she should train him, then why not change something and become a lesbian? then of course shed need to write a book about "training lesbian partners," yes? now, i'm not saying that this this book is stupid. i just think that it shouldnt give women the idea that they can "train" their man like some dog. and this book doesnt promote a healthy relationship. if u "train" your man, he'll eventually get sick of it, and cheat on you. or find a woman that shows the respect that everyone deserves. dont train your men! be equal and be happy.

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