Hi Amy, If you want to train you husband as if he were a dog it is most likely you have perhaps a beastiality issue? I for one would like help finding my keys (unless I don't help my husband find his) if you have a normal relationship (which I feel you don't) you can politely ask your husband to clear the kitchen or help out. As for the chips and salsa, are you thinking "c'mon boy! (whistle) come and get it?
I prefer the concept of a normal communicating relationship... this is too weird!









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