THE DIGNITY INDEX
My Guest Tonight Is That Blind, Idiot Umpire
A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
From the magazine issue dated Apr 14, 2008
Five years too late, Moises Alou bails out hated Cubs fan Steve Bartman, saying he wouldn't have caught That Foul Ball even if Bartman had stayed out of his way. Score: 19
Known for his softball questions, CNN host Larry King plays hardball at his 9-year-old son's Little League game, arguing a call so loudly that the umpire tells him to zip it or else. Score: 28
Air America host Randi Rhodes gets caught on video calling Hillary Clinton a word that rhymes with (and is much nastier than) "bore." Score: 65
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