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A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go

Thirty years after the fact, Barbara Walters needlessly reveals that she had an affair with a married U.S. senator. Why now? Because she's got a new memoir to push. Score: 37

At a panel on sports blogging, author Buzz Bissinger goes berserk on Deadspin blogger Will Leitch, bullying and cursing away what could've been some valid points about journalism. Score: 43

Here's how bad it's gotten for Roger Clemens: all those alleged affairs come to light, including one with a country-music star that began when she was 15—and no one is shocked. Score: 55

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