Isn’t She Just a Doll?

What's wrong with math?
It's boring and I don't get it.

What subjects do you like?
I like reading. I like art. I like lunch.

Since you're home-schooled, do you bring your own lunch?
No! I'll make a sandwich. I work at the kitchen table, so I'll go into the kitchen whenever and make a sandwich. Or I'll tell my brother he has to go get me pizza or a hot dog. He's 16.

You have a lot of pets, don't you?
I have a German shepherd, two Siberian cats and a Russian tortoise. And I want a pug, but my mom won't let me.

How do you know your tortoise is Russian?
Because that's what they told me. The producers from "Definitely, Maybe" got it for me.

Did it come all the way from Russia?
No. It came all the way from 70th Street.

You just joined the Girl Scouts?
I became an honorary member. So that was exciting.

Do Girl Scouts get badges or is that just the Boy Scouts?
No, Girl Scouts get badges—and cookies!

Have you sold any cookies?
I'm afraid if I starting selling them, I'd start eating them. I like the peanut butter ones and the thin mints. They're really good because they're not too minty but they're just minty enough. If you put them in the freezer, they taste so good.

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