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The trailers for the action movie "Wanted" promise some hot romantic sparks between stars Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy. "Is this when we start to bond?" asks McAvoy. "Would you like to?" Jolie purrs. Then there's a shot of the two smooching. The thing is, that first rooftop scene isn't even in the movie and the kiss (which is) has nothing to do with romance. There is no love story. At all.

So much for truth in advertising. The rest of the trailer, however, gives you a fair taste of Russian director Timur Bekmambetov's hyperbolically violent movie. The filmmaker, whose Russian sci-fi fantasies "Day Watch" and "Night Watch" broke box-office records in his homeland, whips this preposterous tale of an ancient secret society of assassins into an expressionistic frenzy, relishing every slo-mo bullet through the skull. McAvoy is an anxious, cuckolded office drone who's recruited by the Fraternity and transformed into the superhuman super assassin he was born to be: it turns out his murdered father was this nutty organization's greatest killer. Its sagacious leader (Morgan Freeman, natch) explains that they are just restoring order to a chaotic world. "Trust your instincts," he advises, which should give you an inkling of the script's originality.

Jolie, radiating slinky, lethal glamour, is one of the more accomplished death-dispensers, though when she punches out McAvoy (during his training) you fear her needle-thin arms will crack on the spot. Somebody needs to give this beautiful assassin a Fatburger.

"Wanted" has one good plot twist in store (though it makes little sense), and its sense of humor about its own silliness keeps the fantasy afloat for a while. But as the body count rises, so does the portentous tone, and the relentlessness of Bekmambetov's overamped style becomes oppressive. The astonishingly versatile McAvoy does more than keep a straight face; he works his butt off to anchor the tale in real emotions, and almost pulls it off. Here's a movie that offers mass murder as a cure for the 9-to-5 blues. Is that Russian, or what? Personally, I'd have preferred the love story.

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  • Posted By: @w@ke @ 07/04/2008 2:46:52 AM

    I resent the last line in the film: i was a loser/nobody/fill-in-the-blank "just like you--what have you done today?"
    as if the character Wesley actually accomplished something meaningful in the film.
    Does the director know the audience so well as to know what they do for the world on a daily basis?
    Violence, murder, aversion and and aggression are not virtues but rather hindrances in the mind.
    The ability to relax the mind enough to do extraordinary things does not come from a place of horror.
    It comes from a place of holiness, humility, love and practice.
    This movie is a banal creation coming from a place of utter destruction and lack of humanity.

  • Posted By: Bornita @ 07/03/2008 4:25:09 PM

    This might seem crazy..but I have the gift to sometimes read news from the future. I will just surf the web and everything will look a little strange and then I will realise that it's a future date. I always think there's something wrong with the page or that it's a copycat but then it turns out to be true , when I read it again years later.

    Anyway, I know a few things about Angelina Jolie. I was convinced that her twins will be a boy and a girl.
    She will move to the Western Sahara when she gets older, after the twins are grown I think. I saw pictures of an old widowed Angelina Jolie. She had wrinkles, grey, short, curly hair, and I think she lived in Africa. I'm not sure but there was mosquito netting on her door. She will live several years with her husband, until he passes in an illness which had a name i was unfamiliar with. The reason why Jolie will move to Western Sahara is because she is bothered by paparazzi in the States. In the Western Sahara the media is very controlled and as a reporter you have to get a special permit to enter the country. It said in the article that it was not sure if the twins would follow her to Africa. I guess that this will happen (if it happens) in several years.

  • Posted By: Opinions4free @ 06/29/2008 11:59:53 AM

    Not even Angelinas full and pouty lips can save this film.

    A testament as to why Hollywood should fire 98% of the special FX gurus and try making films that can hold there own with a story line.

    I went expecting fantasy and action, but this movie "bends" itself into the realm of mindless stupidity.

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