You're On Candid Camera

This is part 2...Thanks "willnotvoteobama".....Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their
beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of liberal women have
higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in
Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the
designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also
bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for
their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,
lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police
officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone
who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other
conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and
decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more
enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the
Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for
nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history.......
It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily
respond to the above before forwarding it.
A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth
of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true
believers, and to more liberals...just to piss them off.
Have a great day!

Good news; and I hope it catches more terrorists and their ilk.

Any plan that has all the anti-American leftist liberals up in arms must be a good plan. In fact, that is really the litmus test; if the left-wing bloggers on Newsweak and the ACLU (American Communist Leftover Union) are up in arms, then it must be a very good plan indeed.

It goes back to saying.."If you arent doing anything wrong then there is nothing to worry about"...Only ppl who have something to hide have any real problem with this plan. Most of you who oppose this idea dont have any problem what "reality" t.v. or those ignorant camera up the movie stars butt at home shows....And you certainly dont have a problem with it if a criminal, child abductor, or thief that just swiped your car gets caught on one of those "BIG BROTHER CAMS"...So what the problem with this. Technology and the internet allows this to be possible.... Most ppl were scared of bar code scanners when those came out at grocery stores...and the little rf tags for tracking cargo, or the mag strips inside of merchandise that go off if you dont pay at walmart...The only ppl that have to worry are the wrong doers and the just as criminal lawyers that protect them when its a shut case because there client is on camera...the real losers are the thieves

WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE NUKED THEN TORTURE SOMEONE TO FIND THE LOCATION OF THE NUKE FOR CHRIST SAKE?

Thanks, millerm84. I got to thinking about it and I believe that a limber person could add the three finger gesture along with the moon to the camera. Maybe even a double. "Smile, you're on government camera". If only there were an extra spot on the November ballot to vote to erase the past eight years of the Executive office of this place. Can't have everything, I guess.

Let's see -- I believe I heard huge amounts of whining after 9-11 that "the GOVERNMENT didn't do enough to protect us". Now there is whining about losing our freedoms. You probably can't have it both ways. If want freedoms, be prepared to protect yourself. Quit whining. If you think Bush is infringing on your freedoms just wait till the socialists -- oops --- I mean, democrats take over. I'm moving illegally to Mexico, HaHaHa--

as a true consevative i don't like this idea. the neocons' have ruined the constitution. some of you are against this because bush is for it, and if the dems thought the idea up you would be behind it. strange that true liberals are against [ for the wrong reason] , but one takes support where one can find it. just remeber liberals, when obama is [if] elected, that you were against it. obama may say hes against it now, but he has already broken his word on some matters. be against it for the right reason, not because bush is for it.

I hope we get a spy satellite tracking Obama. I bet we'd catch him at a secret terrorist meeting.

I'm trying to figure out whether, if the camera is directly overhead, I am too old and stiff to bend far enough over to moon the camera. Then, if I can't bend that far over, whether they might be able to see the gesture that I am sending with three of my fingers. This government might as well be a voyeur, too, while it is screwing up. Only a little time left, but I'm sure that they'll manage to screw something else up before they leave. It's a shame that it has to be our privacy. I want someone to open a concession at the Bush library after it opens where we can pay fifty cents to pee on the wall. He'll make a fortune. I want to be his first customer.