I thought and thought about it and they came out so close that I decided to flip a coin, two out of three, to see who wins the "most important" contest. So, I decided, "heads, Darwin wins. Tails, Lincoln wins". Two heads in a row showed on the floor. As I picked the coin up, I realized that it had a picture of Lincoln on it. A Lincoln copper penny. Then, I realized how fair the man really was.









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