GALLERY
A guided tour through the National Enquirer's checkered history
 
 
 
CARTOONS
Bush, the election, the economy among the top toon topics
 
 
open quoteI don't want to run auto companies. I don't want to run banks. I've got two wars I've got to run already. I've got more than enough to do.close quote

President Obama, attempting to allay fears about the federal government exercising significant and lasting control over companies in which it is now a major shareholder because of the federal bailout

 
 
MY TURN

Because of Dad's Alzheimer's, I had to come out of the closet twice. We got it right the second time.