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You don't go out now because you're a married man?
I could, but don't really like to anymore. A lot of times it feels like you're the nocturnal animal in the zoo, and it's 12 noon and there's a group of schoolkids staring at you, asking why you aren't dancing and eating bananas.

That's what the Hollywood scene is like?
It's what it looks like in the VIP lounge. I'm a MySpace celebrity—everybody wants a MySpace picture, which my wife thinks is so funny. She's 8,000 times more famous than me. People take pictures of her from a distance and to me they're, like, "What's up, dude? We're friends on MySpace."

Are you more approachable?
No, I find myself more misanthropic than my wife. I think it has to do with my height.

But Ashlee's not that imposing.
But if she's wearing heels, she's taller than me.

What do you miss most about being single?
The ants in my house, because I ate Pop-Tarts in bed.

So you don't miss making out with guys?
This is what is going to be put on my tombstone, 'cause I said it, like, one time. But no, I will not miss it.

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