THE DIGNITY INDEX
It’s Hard to Top Andy Dick
Published Jul 19, 2008
From the magazine issue dated Jul 28, 2008
A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
- Off-duty N.Y.C. cop shoots madman in street brawl. Turns out cop is drunk; stripped of gun. Days later, comishRay Kellyflip-flops, calls him "hero." Which is it? Score: 7
- With his eye on the VP prize, Mitt Romneytells newscaster that McCain authored the surge philosophy. It's not just historical revision, it's downright brownnosing. Score: 19
- The name already says it all. Andy Dickhas made a career of undignified behavior. But groping random 17-year-olds? That's even sadder than his mug shot. Score: 65
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