A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
- Off-duty N.Y.C. cop shoots madman in street brawl. Turns out cop is drunk; stripped of gun. Days later, comish Ray Kelly flip-flops, calls him "hero." Which is it? Score: 7
- With his eye on the VP prize, Mitt Romney tells newscaster that McCain authored the surge philosophy. It's not just historical revision, it's downright brownnosing. Score: 19
- The name already says it all. Andy Dick has made a career of undignified behavior. But groping random 17-year-olds? That's even sadder than his mug shot. Score: 65