Make. It. Stop.

Save this crap for your personal blog and write an article that actually provokes a thought. .

Crocs Rock!
But if you really want to rock the fashion world, try Crocs w/ socks... that really rocks.

Okay..Seriously I don't get the big deal..So some people want to wear ugly shoes..Who cares get out and do something else besides writing a 2 page essay on "Why crocs are ugly."....get a life

Crocs were the result of the poorest in China that could not afford anything else to wear. They were made of recycled everything in the dump. You think toys had high levels of contaminants from China..guess what the level is of those things on your feet? Outrageously high!
Support the efforts of many others, "don't buy made in China".

But they are ridiculously ugly shoes. Oh, and Nick1439, "you are the most stupidest people on the world"? Buddy you need to go back to school. Try using correct grammar before telling someone they are an idiot.

crocs rock !! great for camp shoes,stream crossings and gardening. let their utility stand for itself.

I love it! What a wonderful rant. If only you could see the amount of people who wear these things in the hospital setting! GROSS. that's what I say and I haven't yet bought a pair. those little holes even more gross in the hospital especailly when you have a nurse wearing them and they spill some type of bodily fluid. Yes, Yes, I witnessed this event happen time and time again. And another things most "Croc" wearers won't tell you is how many times they have tripped over their own feet becuase these shoes are similar to clown or "Ronald McDonald" shoes.
I know I won't ever buy these leak hole shoes and risk myself to getting something spilled over my feet. And also, these shoes hardley provide any protection from the elements if you were gardening or working. That said, I'm glad you wrote this article, and I actually DO agree with what you have wrote.
Another person who's confused by the CROC frenzy.
HH
PS,
why not buy a pair of Birkenstock, those are comfortable and fashionable. (I think)

You sir...are a genius...my family and i were at disney world last june...and my parents bought a pair of pink disney crocs and 567089534598 little croc accessories to go along with it. They managed to spend near college tuition fees on a bunch of crap. I can't stand crocs. I have the fashion sense of a fourth grader with down syndrome and even i can tell that these things are a disaster worse than WWII. I seriously hope that these things end up causing cancer or something so that they will get recalled and nobody will ever wear them again.

What the hell is your point /problem??? Maybe some people have a problem with you wearing century old pitted out t-shirts!! Not sayin that I do, Im a farmgirl from Montana, if ya aint sweatin through your shirt ya aint working. Im usually a very agreeable person but narrowminded people who have nothing better to diss than peoples shoes that pose no health harmful effect to you or your son, I mean really, how do they affect you other than they piss you off?? Come on, there are better things to spend your time doin than rebelling against a shoe. Pitiful. O and to the dipstick below that said God doesnt like ugly... .... So your telling me that God doesnt like the poor guy in tattered baggy clothes, beaten face, warped body on the street with an amazing gentle kind soul? Yeah your right he doesnt like him... he LOVES him.

this is so redicoulus. there not even causing you any harm!!! I cant beleive your raisin your son like that either. People that raise there kids like that are unconciously raising them to be critics, and pick at every little simple thing in life God gave us to enjoy.
AND heres a PLUS to wearing crocs... compared to flipflops. I will admit i like my flipflops and own probably WAY to many pairs of them.... but I like my crocs because there comfy, sturdier than my flipflops, yet breath more than my sneak's or boots. and they keep my feet a little bit cleaner when im workin in dirt.they stay on way better than flip flops too. and they make good shoes to wear in the water because they are thicker than watershoes and stay on better that flipflops AND they float unlike most sandles.

Welll... off i go i have better things to do than waste my time trying to change your mind.

The real dork is the writer of this article. Who cares what people wear or do. If they want to wear crocs let them. Crocs weren't made for a fashion statement, they were meant for a replacement for people who can't wear flip-flops. So Steve and any one who thinks crocs are dumb and dorky, you are the most stupidest people on the world. Oh and Archo715 check up on what God like's and doesn't like.

The real dork is the writer of this article. Who cares what people wear or do. If they want to wear crocs let them. Crocs weren't made for a fashion statement, they were meant for a replacement for people who can't wear flip-flops. So Steve and any one who thinks crocs are dumb and dorky, you are the most stupidest people on the world. Oh and Archo715 check up on what God like's and doesn't like.

This is the funniest article I've read. I'll admit I am an offender of being a croc owner, but I swear I only wore them while I was p[regnant. I must say the worst offense of croc wearers is the chick who wear them to the bar, it is the worst.

you guys should really take a look at the new stuff!!!!!!!!!!

I thought this article was funny. Crocs are pretty hideous to look at, and though I can see why some people choose to pollute their feet (boredom, I think), I don't think I'll ever be drunk enough to buy them.

As for the author's parenting methods regarding Crocs - previous comments throwing around the word 'hate' need to realise that there is a difference between teaching your child to hate people and teaching your child to avoid poor choices that other people have made. If you and your kid see some bloke walking down the street on fire, you tell your little one, "You see that guy? See how he's on fire? BAD choice." Life lessons.

Having said all that. I did consider buying some Crocs for a split second when I saw a friend had a pair. I tried them on, they were comfy. But I couldn't get over how ugly they were. If you want comfortable shoes, why not buy something that doesn't make you appear to be blind? I think even someone without sight would be able to feel with their hands just how unattractive these shoes are. Crocs are bought for not only money, but at the price of your sex appeal, self respect and dignity - they should include face paint and a fuzzy wig in the sale.

they're shoes!!!

I completly agree and had the same opinion when I first saw them... "What did you do to your feet to have to wear those hideous things?". Just like the Macarena... please die out quickly!

I don't care for the Crocs but if it makes people feel comfortable, leave them alone. I believe the real dorks are those who were flip flops in public who exposed those unsightly feet. At least, the Crocs covers them.

One of the funniest articles I have read in along time. I so feel/understand your frustration. I chime in with some others when I say: "I thought I was alone." Many people have urged me to get them, but out of a silent protest, I refuse--not while I am still sane. I thought the fad would have a short existence, but was I ever fooled. Thanks for expressing what I have been wanting to say for years.

They're shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow up!!!!!!!!!!!