THE LAST WORD
George F. Will
Homogenizers in Retreat
At their worst—their best is bad enough—EU enthusiasts clumsily invoke the pale specter of a synthetic terror.
When Alexander the Great's weary soldiers trudged into northern Pakistan around 327 B.C., they were not too tuckered out to fraternize with the local ladies. Or so 'tis said, although ethnographers and DNA cast doubts on asserted close connections between Macedonians and today's Hunza people of the Himalayan foothills. But a myth's power does not depend on its plausibility, and the Financial Times enchantingly reports that on July 11 Prince Ghazanfar Ali Khan, representing the dignity of the "fair-skinned, blue-eyed Hunza people," arrived at Alexander the Great airport in Skopje—capital of the Republic of Macedonia, a shard of the former Yugoslavia—to assert kinship across 23 centuries.
So let us now praise a splendid reversal. Durable differences are flourishing, to the exasperation of would-be homogenizers of the world.
Macedonia demands recognition of a Macedonian minority in Greece, which wants Macedonia to change its name, which is the same as the name of Greece's northern province. Greece funds cultural institutions in Pakistan and Afghanistan among the Kalash people, who also claim descent from the soldiers of Alexander.
From the Mediterranean to the North Sea—Scotland is in another fever of nationalist regret about 1707, when its Parliament became subservient to Westminster—Europe is experiencing interesting ferments. In 1500, there were approximately 500 European political units. By 1800, there were a few dozen, and that was before the unifications of Germany and Italy. The 19th century of consolidation has, however, been followed by fissuring. In 1920, after the First World War shattered the Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman empires, Europe had 23 states. By 1994, there were 50. The disintegration of two entities born out of the 1914–18 war, the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia, and the divorce of the Czech Republic and Slovakia, exemplify the politics of reasserted particularities.
Disaggregation is in the air even as the implacable consolidators of the European Union try to break ancient nations to the saddle of sameness. The EU has a flag that no one salutes, an anthem no one sings (it has no words), 27 different national memories and more than that number of durable ethnicities. Hence the EU is increasingly an opéra bouffe attempt to turn "Europe" from a geographical into a political denotation.
In 2005 referendums, the French and Dutch rejected what was preposterously called a European "constitution." It was a mare's nest of obscurantism (what was verbiage about the Sami people's reindeer husbandry doing in a constitution?) and lunacy (the right of children to "express their views fully"). Undeterred by democracy, and determined to continue the centralizing project, the EU ginned up the gaseous Lisbon Treaty, a sample of which is: "The Union shall contribute to the promotion of European sporting issues, while taking account of the specific nature of sport, its structures based on …" Good grief.
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Posted By: thisamericancitizen @ 08/13/2008 1:32:31 PM
Comment: COMMENT: Separatists mock 'American training'
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26116598
Abkahzian separatist forces backed by Russian military might pushed out Georgian troops and even moved into Georgian territory itself, defiantly planting a flag and laughing that retreating Georgians had received "American training in running away."
Well, now this news must make George F. Will jump for joy, or at least dance a sort of 1940 Adolf jig. Bloodshed, tanks rolling, death, terror and tens of thousands uprooted because of ethnic hostility . Silly "Homogenizers" , peacenicks trying to seek to find common ground, diplomacy and rule of law to help prevent this sort of thing. HOMOGENIZERS IN RETREAT! WARMONGERS RULE!!! Right George? Shave your head. George, the skinheads will follow.
Posted By: comingandgoing @ 08/08/2008 2:34:16 AM
Comment: What´s all this vitriole about? No one is inviting us to join the EU, so Will can relax. He has pretty limited insight into the complexities of Europe and the psychologies of its people but his grandiosity lets him think of anyone supporting the idea of an EU as a "slow learner". And, of course, they are all marxists. A flag that no one salutes and an anthem with no words to sing" - now that just the proof George Will needs to show us what an opera bouffe that whole attempt is. The past is never dead, eh George? Is that why the confererate flag continues to be so popular in parts of this United States? Obscurantism and lunacy? They are everywhere - and they don´t go away just because your constitution is worded well.
Posted By: jamesd553 @ 08/07/2008 12:50:21 PM
Comment: After the drafiting of the its contitution a subsequent failure to pass in referendums, the European Union can be best described by the military acronym FUBAR. It is now doing quite the tap dance to convince Europeans of its nessecity while at the same time trying to convince Turkey that it's not.
Still I wonder what the left's obsession with making this country "more european."