A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.

  • In a divorce filing, Alex Rodriguez says his wife's claims that he's a cheater are "immaterial." Legally? Maybe. In the court of public opinion? Nope. Score: 12
  • "Nightline" co-anchor Martin Bashir lets out his inner caveman, joking—at a diversity conference, with ABC's Juju Chang right at his side—that Asian women sexually arouse him. Score: 48
  • On the one hand, Ludacris's new pro-Obama, anti-Hillary and McCain rap song is garbage. On the other hand, his name is Ludacris. Still, way to put your own guy in a bind. Score: 51