: HELP WANTED: Needed urgently! No EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. On the job training...Someone to run the WhiteHouse. Must be able to pose good for the camera, smile and convince large populations of youths and mindless ppl to side with him on no real clear issues..Professional appearance, young and clean cut only.... Must be able to snow the American public into thinking there is no REAL threats to America and that cut and running is the only way to run wars..Taxing America out the nose is optional..Multitasking a must...Must be able to approve large pay raises to congress and senate, while also taxing America on everything from paychecks to social security. Ability to shake hands with foriegn leaders and achieving nothing is also a must! Anti-American stance is preferred but willing to look past that if willing to pretend to care about Americans..Rate of pay is dependent upon shady back door deals in Chicago, and who you can bilk behind close doors...Company motorcade, helicoptor, airliner and lodgings paid for! If this sounds like you please apply at a Dem headquater near you! EOE









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