Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington

Took me less than a minute to read this crap. I want my minute back.

I agree with Rsaenz. STUPID. I don't care about Ms. Hilton's "fire-back" ad. Everybody is making a huge deal about it, but they neglect the face that she sounds like a total moron when she speaks. With the constant use of "like" and "wrinkly white-haired dude" you sound like an uneducated idiot, which takes the humor out of the whole thing. If you want me to give you any credit, sound like the adult that you are and not some dumb teenybopper high school girl who knows nothing about the matter.

I think its hilarious. Grow up Rsaenz...the stupidest part of the whole thing was your three comments saying how stupid it is. Haven't you anything better to do with your time?

i repeat a stupid article about a stupid person article written by a stupid person.

you have got to be kidding that this is worth an article. the writer must be desparate for subject matter. Paris Hilton would be newsworthy if she passed away, that's it. this is stupid and the writer is stupid for this article.

You may diss her, but she has about the same level of experience as Obama and she certainly has more international experience and trips than Obama.

Geeez people what is wrong with you? DIdnt you have any1 beta to write about other than Ms Hilton, thee CRAZY BLONDE!!!! C'mon nw plz!

paris go away

OMG PEOPLE THIS DUMB BITCH COULDN'T BE PRESIDENT SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF MORELESS A F'IN COUNTRY I REALLY WISH THE AIR HEADED BIMBO WOULD JUST GO AWAY I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER.

Can we stop with the articles about the single most ridiculous thing this country has ever produced? This is Newsweek. I'd expect something a bit more relevant. As for the right to choose, we need to examine that right very carefully...it is rapidly being governed away while we're busy watching moronic celebrities abuse drugs and alcohol while we cheer them on.

Articles like this from Newsweeek make me wonder if this country truly is the ridiculous, over-indulgent, bloated clebrity-crazed country the rest of the world believes us to be.

Lighten up. OF course its ridiculous - Paris Hilton as President, but we've had some pretty ridiculous presidential candidates in the past. That's the beauty of our country...we have the freedom to choose...

Hey Cashmen, lighten up. Its truly a ridiculous scenario, without doubt, but after all we've had poliiticians which weren't much better.

You know I'd rather have Paris in the White House than our current President. At least while she's partying at Camp David she's not hurting the world like the current administration is. And as far as qualifications are concerned, Paris has Gee Dubya beat out pretty bad. Check out his resume sometime if you get the chance. Paris has nothing on him. I mean who is she? Well, she certainly doesn't try to hide who she is to say the least. I'll say that much for her. She pretty much just wants to have fun. She likes attention. She's a simpleton. Sounds like par for the course as far the American political landscape is concerned.

At what point in time, did we as Americans, lose the ability to laugh at an obvious satirical piece. C'mon people, our ability to find humor in situations, is what the good ole U.S. of A. such a great place to live. And though I think Ms. Hilton is a total waste of space, as well as a waste of good air, she's just doing what we do best.......exploiting what she has, and making it work towards her advantage. What's the difference between that and being a sports star, or working in movies. It's what makes America tick. Finding a niche, and possibly getting some gain from it. Kudos to Newsweek, for taking time from all the crap of everyday life, to find some levity and make us laugh at ourselves.

At what point in time did Americans lose the ability to laugh. C'mon folks, it's one of our strongest assets. I think Paris is a waste of space, and quite frankly, a total waste of good air, but she's doing what Americans do best, using what she has, to market to the masses. And lets be serious here....it's no different than being a sports hero, or a movie star. I wouldn't want them running our country either, but they excel at making our system work to their advantage. It's the American way. Kudos to Newsweek. We can all use a bit of humor in our lives, and take a few moments to lighten up a bit.

Well Newsweek *** sucks.

what a completely unnecessary article. Thats the kind of news you supply us with? Thanks for bringing this worthless bitch back in to the press.

Are you frickin' kidding me?!? This has GOT to be a joke. There are more important news stories going on in the world right now, and you're telling me Newsweek had time for you to write this pathetic article? Paris Hilton as President of the United States is like Mike Vick as President of PETA....NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!