Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington

Are you frickin' kidding me? This has GOT to be a joke. There are more important news stories happening around the world, and you had time to write this?!?!?! Paris Hilton as President of the United States would be like Mike Vick as President of PETA.....NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!

Please is this a joke?? Paris is the last person I would have for president. Could you imagine a entire nation walking around saying "that's hot" wow. I'm sure the US can do better than that.

Clearly, this is a satirical article--something everybody should know Newsweek commonly does. For all those who think that "this article is written by Al Quida (spelled 'Al-Qaeda' by the way)" or "i hope this is a joke," please read the article and relate it to what you should have learned in the second grade.

Clearly, this is a satirical article--something everybody should know Newsweek commonly does. For all those who think that "this article is written by Al Quida (spelled 'Al-Qaeda' by the way)" or "i hope this is a joke," please read the article and relate it to what you should have learned in the second grade.

What a joke our Country has turned into thinking even in jest that the skank Hilton could lead us to anything other than a Hollywood orgy. And this article is written by Al Quida no less. You peopl are pathetic. Let me guess ,y ou don't even vote either, losers.

What a joke our Country has turned into thinking even in jest that the skank Hilton could lead us to anythoing other than a Hollywood orgy. And this article is written by Al Quida no less. You peopl are pathetic. Let me guess ,y ou don't even vote either, losers.

for the love of all that is good and american... i hope this is a joke. just like paris hilton. a cruel joke... please make it stop.

for the love of all that is good and american... i hope this a joke. just as paris hilton is. a cruel joke. please make it stop...

i think she should forget all thoues other,s and be love by a real lover and not one of thoues guy by guy dudes thatts allways just like himself all the time, liven is live and it cahanges ervy day, can,t you beleve that satisphcsion is differnt, you can find real things that are of the world and mind mind both, just a littel hint too go by, if you were evry thing and evry thing you did was somthing just as it was meant to be for that person would lve br somthing orthen than what you beleaved it too be, your s,, truly

Paris a joke ? The last 8 years have been a joke. She's got my vote.

Paris just may be the answer now that the best candidate Ron Paul, has sadly been
passed over. Paris? Why not? And maybe she'll replace congress with some
real Americans who won't sell out.

Instead of a bald eagle the pink panther would become America's symbol.

"Party in my Pants"

What would she call her "Political Party"?

LOL are we ready for a president who would, also, be first lady? Paris is too much in love with herself to include anyone else. Just joking. Seriously, though, I don't believe she is exactly the dittsy bimbo she potrays, although she has shown poor taste in some of her behavior. Given a choice between her & Obama, I'd vote for Paris. For all her strutting and "acting" the part of the rich babe who is a bit dingy, I don't quite buy into it, I think she is a lot smarter than she has been given credit for. She is young, beautiful & rich, and gets a lot of attention which just encourages her to be what people seem to expect. Paris,
maybe its time for the REAL you to make an appearance. Forget the facade, and glitter, and be who you really are. Some of us see something more in you than what you are pretending to be.