Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington

I hope this article is supposed to be nothing but humorous. Our current presidential canidates are scary enough.

What a useless piece of journalism. Paris Hilton is a do-nothing, spoiled brat only for having her daddy's money, partying excessively, openly flaunting her drug use, doing a poor sex tape and drunk driving. She is the last person deserving any mention in a magazine like Newsweek.
There are so many people deserving of praise, and even mocking, in the national media. Please think before you publish such a ridiculous article. Scanning through the article, I could not believe that you would even permit that kind of piece to run. We expect more of Newsweek.

We finally get a freaking media break from these bimbos, and stupid people keep putting the spotlight back on them. Sherriff's discussing Lohan's sexuality, McCain depicting PAris and Spears on a campagin ad. Enough aready! We want REAL news, about REAL issues. I mean really "the white house would be pink?" Is this MSN, or Seventeen Magazine?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is journalism at its finest. Bravo, Ramin Setoodeh. You're a tribute to your kind.

Seriously, you guys get paid to write this junk?

no joking aside I will vote for Paris Hilton for President.
John mccain is poor choice for president
obama is pushing the black side when he could also be dark white. he is too young and mccain is too old.
paris hilton for president by all means

What a waste of space. That you would even write & publish this article is a complete insult to the intelligence of your readers.
I understand and appreciate a stab at humor, but Paris Hilton is the last person to deserve any free press. She's a do-nothing, spoiled brat....who became famous over having daddy's money, doing a poor sex tape, partying and drunk driving. Not someone that should get credit in Newsweek...even jokingly.
There are so many people who deserve praise, or even to be mocked in an article. In this time of political chaos and lack of focused leadership....please think before you decide to again publish such a useless article. We expect more of Newsweek.

This is a perfect example of how bad the American media has become. Oh how I long for the days of reporting the news with professionalism, accountability and impartiality! Why must the media constantly insult the readers' intelligenge with silly crap like this? I can't believe the editors of Newsweek put their name on this article, and as for the person that wrote it, Ramin Setoodeh, whoever you are: Go out and get a real job.

Lighten up people! This is really funny AND educational. It's a parody of our stupid campaign season, and it shows that our impressions of candidates are superficially based on the way they get packaged through media outlets. It should make you stop and think, not rant and rave!

I have never really ever involved myself into politics of any sort. Much less have I ever cared about who ran this country of ours. I'm a Mexican-American and as long as our race gets treated equally in any sort of political situation, I'm satisfied. Today as I logged on to msn.com and read a headline stating 7 reason why Ms. Hilton should be president, I had to put my foot down. If we let Ms. Hilton become President, we may as well just toss the whole world into the toilet and flush it down. Why in the hell would we want this woman, err excuse me, "child" to run this country of ours. HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS!!! People, please get your acts together and think things through. Gas prices are crap, the war was not at all needed because it feels like we haven't acheived anything except hurting families who have lost loved ones, and the only thing good to come out of it was Saddam Hueissen finally being captured. I can't stand George W. Bush at all, but I'd rather have him run the country for another 4 years than have a dumb blonde bimbo run this country.

I bet at least she would allow drilling for oil here at home and not relying on foreign oil that is way to expensive. Wake up America, Its our fault that the price at the pump is so expensive.

Would someone please, please tell me why, oh why does the news media think that we care what Paris Hilton thinks, or does, or wears, or says? News media guys, are you out there? Are you listening? WE DON"T!!

Seriously....how does this make front page of a "news" website.

Could we get Ms. Hilton off the pages of a supposedly NEWS magazine? The election is serious. You should be ashamed of putting this article ANYWHERE in your magazine. What a waste of space!.

I don't think it's stupid....never, say never. Recognize the games.

I can't beleive something like this makes the news or that someone actually thought about it.

I do not kniow which is sillier, this article or the thought of Paris as president. Good Lord, deliver us!

that is one of the stupidest things i have ever read. who really cares if paris hilton was president, she is an idiot and thank god would never make it.