Senator Obama is deeply concerned about the long term consequences of Clinging to Guns and Bibles Syndrome (CGBS). The prevalence of this devastating disorder appears to be quite high. Its epidemiology (rural America), and course (progressive) are similar to Mad Cows Disease. As part of his universal health care package, President Obama will offer CGBS sufferers free counseling, free consultation with a joint specialist, and a free one month supply of Motrin. Anyone who persists in clining to their guns and Bibles will be referred to a surgeon.









Discuss