25 Reasons McCain Sucks
How does John Sidney McCain III suck? Let us count the ways . . .
1. He???s a closet neocon.
According to Rolling Stone, McCain privately calls himself ???the original neocon.??? McCain began pushing for war with Iraq in the ???90s, and within hours of the World Trade Center attacks he was on talk shows insisting Iraq was developing WMDs. Pre-war, he repeatedly stated we would win easily. Later, after the war became a disaster, McCain pretended he???d always been against it. ???The American people were led to believe this could be some kind of day at the beach,??? he said in 2006, ???which many of us fully understood from the beginning would be a very, very difficult undertaking.???
2. Elect McCain, and you can expect more pointless, bloody wars.
McCain clearly has his sights set on Iran, for starters. Retired general John H. Johns, McCain???s former friend, says if McCain???s elected, he???ll be ???Bush on steroids. . . . He puts military at the top of foreign policy rather than diplomacy.???
3. He doesn???t know when to hold ???em or fold ???em.
McCain???s got a gambling jones. He blows thousands per game playing craps. John Weaver, McCain???s former chief strategist, told Time, ???Enjoying craps opens up a window on a central thread constant in John???s life. . . . Taking a chance, playing against the odds.??? Suddenly it makes sense why McCain chose a moose-hunting beauty queen for his running mate: It was a huge gamble. We can???t risk McCain ???rolling snake eyes??? with America???s future.
4. He???ll destroy what???s left of the economy.
McCain has admitted that ???economics is not something I???ve understood as well as I should.??? With the economy so grim that every morning you pray your corner ATM still dispenses cash, do you want to hand things over to a guy who declared this March he???s ???always for less regulation???? One of the Keating Five? Mister ???The fundamentals of our economy are strong???? Elect McCain, and blame yourself when your family is staying warm by burning your useless checkbooks.
5. That awful woman.
I don???t even want to get started on Sarah Palin, or this list will quickly turn into 25 reasons why she sucks. Let me just say that Palin is so horrible that people who like her are a danger to themselves and others, and shouldn???t be allowed to walk around without protective headgear.









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