A mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
Asked if she's dating golden boy Michael Phelps, fellow U.S. swimmer (and onetime Playboy model) Amanda Beard harpoons the poor guy: "Come on, I have really good taste." Score: 13
Isn't it ironic that Rush Limbaugh called Barack Obama "the little black man-child"? You could describe Rush the same way, if you leave out the words "little," "black" and "man." Score: 42
It's impossible to know for certain, and MSNBC is denying it ... but it really, really sounded like a noticeably cranky Tiki Barber called his female co-host a "c––t" on live television. Score: 52