Posted By: HarleyisHere @ 08/28/2008 4:25:51 PM
Comment: Sen Mc why there was recently a very serious earthquake in California what are your thoughts?
A: Im a POW
Sen Mc a terrible hurricane hit Haiti, any comments?
A Im a POW
Sen Mc for a very long time you were AGAINST OFFSHORE DRILLING, then after receiving 1,580,000.00 you FLOPPED on your "maverick" position, why?
A: Im a POW
Sen Mc you came out very strong for Gruzia, and then we come to find out that a Mr. Schunneman took 800,000.00 for lobbying to you about their interests, can you explain?
A: What's Gruzia, is that a bread or something?
NO it's the REAL NAME of Georgia.
A: Oh, Im a POW!
How many houses do you have
A: Im POW
What kind of car do you drive?
A: Im a POW!
Why did you cheat on and then leave your crippled wife who wait loyally for 5 long years for you?
A: Im a POW
What about the KEATING 5?
A: POW
MY FRIENDA, if I may, 40 years ago, I sucked as a pilot and I got shot down, I had already crashed 5 jet fighters prior to that, so it was NO real surprise. I spent 5 years in prison where i did not have, earthquakes, or hurricanes, or BIG OIL, or 94 million, of 11 houses, or a billionaire wife, or cars, or SENIOR CITIZEN SAVINGS ACCOUNTS TO ROB...
In short, like my height, arms, patients, attention span, and memory, I was a POW, I now suffer from PTSD, or SHELL SHOCK! Even thought I never saw ANY combat, and only had 20hrs of "air combat" time, I am a mess, and I have a HUGE chip on my shoulder for doing 32 propaganda films and embarrassing my father. I know I can WIN a WAR if you'll let me, so vote for me and I'll start a couple of new WARS and see if I can???t finally get one of them WON!
Posted By: The "O" Team @ 08/28/2008 20:20:14
Comment: It is, in fact, good to know that there have been patriotic, intelligent and sympathetic Americans, SUCH AS THE ABOVE BLOGGER :) who have managed to take, practical observations and apply concise, reasonably accurate and witty summation of the current 'republican candidate' (CAPITALIZATION INTENTIONALLY OMITTED)...
It is truly a joy to know that BLOGGERS such as this person have done such a wonderful job in my absence. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK... Your piece was both obscene and genius, at the same time:) I applaud you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know... Its posts like the above that P!$$3ss so many MC'AINT supporters off but then they realize... that it's the shameful and embarrassing truth...
My friend, you have done a great service for your country...
Thank you...
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