I was planning on voting for Obama, but then i found out that he doesn't eat fried food, and i do, so i dont feel that he relates with me.
I was planning on voting for Obama, but then i heard he's a muslim from a Conservative tabloid-trash journalist, and that scares me, so i'm not going to vote for him.
I was going to vote for Obama, but he didnt pick Hillary as a VP candidate, and i voted for her during the primary, so i dont feel he respects me, so now i'm not going to vote for him.
I was planning on voting for Obama, but he has a extremely loose association with some guy who was a "terrorist" in the 60's, and i don't like terrorism, so now i dont think im going to vote for him.
Whats next? I was planning to vote for Obama, but he looks good wearing orange, and it doesn't look good with my complection? Get a freaking grip, get a clue, and get some prospective.









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