This is great. I especially liked the guy who claimed to be a disabled trucker saying "I'm sure I could do your job with a little training." Suuuuure. That training is called "college," and if you were so able to complete that training, then how come you chose trucking? The bottom line is that not everyone can be rich because to be rich you have to either a)be incredibly intelligent, b)be incredibly attractive, or c)be incredibly talented. Oh, and I forgot d)be incredibly industrious. It's unfortunate that these choices have to be made as teenagers, but that's just financial natural selection. People who choose to be teachers know damned well that teachers don???t make much money. Most of them don???t complain about it, because they are intelligent enough to recognize that choice. I didn't want to be poor or have to stretch financially, so I chose a major in college that maximized potential income. Failing that plan, I wanted to have a backup, so I passed on the pizzas, beer, and sloth so I could remain a thin, attractive young woman (like it or not, like attracts like. This means that if you are wealthy and attractive you will attract other wealthy and attractive people. If you are fat and poor, you will likely end up in a household of two fat, poor people. I didn???t invent this rule, I just don???t ignore it). As it turns out, I now am marrying a hot, intelligent doctor and don???t really have to work at all???but I certainly could if I chose. The beauty of this? He CHOSE to be studious and dorky when everyone else was CHOOSING to do keg stands and contracting Chlamydia. The best part is, the hot studious guys always have the best personalities because they were too busy studying to realize they???re hot. The moral of this story is that us ???wealthy folk??? don???t expect poor people to live without handouts, we just don???t want to hear you bitching about being poor when you picked your life story. Also, stop making babies if you???re poor. That just makes you poorer and sets your kids up to be another generation of poor.









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