Taking Control

Did you ever try playing "Password" with her?
No, I hit on her. I wasn't married yet. I wanted to take her out, but the May-December thing wasn't her thing.

You're a very busy beaver. You don't have to audition anymore, right?
For the most part. I started a production company a couple of years ago. I started putting projects together, which is even cooler, trying to take control of my destiny a little bit.

Do you go out on a lot of breakfast meetings as a producer?
I have meetings that are centered around all of the meals of the day, and sometimes even a post-aperitif.

You're funny. No offense, but I didn't think you'd have a sense of humor. I thought you'd be superserious.
That's so funny. Everyone says that. I guess I really have to work on that public image thing.

I guess it's just the movies you do.
Yeah, but I'm acting! I'm going to call you back because I just got home.

[Three minutes later.]

I was going to say you didn't have to call me back. I don't have any more questions.
Dammit! I could have saved seven bucks.

Seven bucks! What phone service are you using?
I bounce through a few different satellites so it can't be traced. You never know.

Is that because you just did a thriller?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

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