The Palin Parodists

REPEAT THE FOLLOWING:

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America . White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic." Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you're "unpatriotic." Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."

If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you're "reckless." A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a "maverick."

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

A DUI from twenty years ago is "old news." A speech given without proper citation from twenty years ago is "relevant information."

And, finally, if you're a man and you decide to run for office despite your wife's reoccurrence of cancer you're a "questionable spouse." If you're a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five kids including a newborn... Well, we don't know what that is 'cause THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK.

All you haters are sad, sad people...frankly it was an awesome speech... she makes Obama look like a fool, let alone Biden. You invidious distrubed souls better start looking for therapy when McCain/Palin wins.

Palin's speech delivery was excellent, but I still did not hear anything about the economy, the war, the unemployment problems, taxes, eliminating our dependence on oil, improving foreign relations, reducing our carbon footprint, education ... Sen. McCain has a lot to cover in his speech tonight if he wants to lay out a minimal platform for all of us 'distrubed' souls.

Barack Obama sits on the following committees:

Member, Senate Committee on Foreign Relations
Chairman, Subcommittee on European Affairs
Member, Subcommittee on African Affairs
Member, Subcommittee on East Asian and Pacific Affairs
Member, Subcommittee on International Development and Foreign Assistance, Economic Affairs and International Environmental Protection
Member, Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions
Member, Subcommittee on Children and Families
Member, Subcommittee on Employment and Workplace Safety
Member, Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs
Member, Subcommittee on Ad Hoc Subcommittee on State, Local, and Private Sector Preparedness and Integration
Member, Subcommittee on Investigations
Member, Subcommittee on Federal Financial Management, Government Information, Federal Services, and International Security
Member, Senate Committee on Veterans' Affairs
Source:
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/person.xpd?id=400629

Following high school, Obama moved to Los Angeles, where he studied at Occidental College for two years.[8] He then transferred to Columbia University in New York City, where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations.[9] Obama graduated with a B.A. from Columbia in 1983, then worked for a year at the Business International Corporation[10] and then at the New York Public Interest Research Group.[11][12]

Obama taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School for twelve years, as a Lecturer for four years (1992???1996), and as a Senior Lecturer for eight years (1996???2004).[23]

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#Early_life_and_career

Committees Obama Sat On (another source)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#Committees

State legislator, 1997???2004
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#State_legislator.2C_1997.E2.80.932004

2004 U.S. Senate campaign
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#2004_U.S._Senate_campaign

U.S. Senator, 2005???present
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#U.S._Senator.2C_2005.E2.80.93present




Read the rest at the sources. So Let's Talk experience. There is alot more. Do the research

drill oil in Alaska might wean us from 'Foreign Oil Dependence' but it is still 'Oil Dependence' just not from foreign countries. Palin said it will create 'job opportunity' but more likely it will create Richer Oil Companies as it already has. If her daughter got pregnancy is a 'Family Matter' people should respect and leave it alone, then why 'Aborion Right' becomes a government regulation? Why is it not a family matter and people should leave it to women to decide for themselves? If being a POW is such a big deal and can hold that as a ticket to presidency to the White House, then why John Kerry's status as a POW been downgraded as nothing more than a person went to war??? Yes, it is wonderful that Palin's daughter got pregnant, unmarried, and she will get all the support from her rich family. How many teenage girls out there have this luxury when the same thing happened to them? How are they afford to see a doctor when they do not have education, no job to afford insurance, and the boyfriend is out of sight, how do they support their own life and feed the baby? Abortion is a choice for every woman in this country, that's call democracy. Having it legalized does not make a woman abort her baby, and not having it legalized can not stop a woman to do what she needs and must do when that situation is encountered. Do you think a regular family can afford 5 kids with one with a down syndrom and still live a decent life??? How would the rich understand what poor go thru in their daily life? What a pity, and not everyone can become a governor with only a high school diploma and then have 5 kids and still live a good life. Republicans make it look and sound like nobody is worrying about money issues and every body has a good job and living in a good house and drive a good car. That's called fantasy, or shall we say illusion???

Palin is the best thing that could happen to this country. She is smart, articulate and unafraid of changing the status quo. I have never seen so much negativity come out of the mouths of people who haven't even bothered to check thier facts before slandering her. She has more experience than Obama/Biden combined.

How anyone could even consider voting for the Mccain/Palin ticket is beyond me,
Look what the pubs, and they are strong pubs, have done to our country these
last eight years with their policies, stances.
And, for Mccain to put this unqualified, inexperienced hocky mom into nomination
for the second most important position in our country, shows, once again how
incompetent, fully out of touch the man is.