a holy man from india and a jew and obama were all traveling together and the car breaks down by a farm house........... they knock on the door and the farmer answers and they tell him the problem....... the farmer says that nobody comes around these parts till mornin, but they are welcome to stay , but there's only room for two of em in the house ........ the jew says no problem he will sleep in the barn ! so he goes there and 5 mins later there's a knock on the door and its the jew and he explains he can't sleep in the barn because of the pig !........... so the holy man from india says i'll go and so he does , 5 mins later he is back saying he can not do it either because of the cow ! ....... so obama says he will do it ! and he goes 5 mins later there's yet again a knock on the door ! the farmer opens the door and there stand the pig and the cow !









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