True story. I was leaving my apartment building this morning and a man approached me with a piece of paper and some safety pins. "What are you doing?" I asked him. He told me to pin on a "for sale" sign to my shirt. "Why?" I asked. He told me Roe v. Wade may be overturned in the near future and my reproductive rights would then be for sale. He said his name was Todd and he would be my realtor. Just whatever you do, he told me, don't get pregnant unexpectedly. Then he patted me on the back and said "Good luck".









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