Keira’s Royal Pain in the Neck

How many pairs do you have?
I don't know. I think I probably have 10 pairs, which isn't excessive, I don't think.

I'm a little disappointed. I read a profile of you where you cursed a lot, and you've been so polite.
Ask me a question that needs a "f––– off" answer, and I've got no problem giving it to you.

What should I ask you?
What would you like to ask me? Go on, give it a go!

Are you dating anyone?
F––– off. There you go! It's easy, actually.

Whenever you give an interview, you always talk about your teeth being crooked.
Always? Always is a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?

They look fine to me.
I don't want to give you too close a look, because I know I have spaghetti Bolognese stuck in them. [Opens her mouth] That one's chipped and that one's bent. I'm not saying I've got buck teeth, but as far as perfect goes ...

Have you thought about braces?
No. I like imperfections. I think they're more interesting. I don't like perfectly white things. They look a bit weird.

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