WALL STREET AND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES.
CEO PREAMBLE.
We, the SUPER RICH of the United States, in order to form a more perfect SYSTEM OF CORPORATE GREED, establish CORPORATE BAILOUTS, insure FINANCIAL tranquility of OUR TOO BIG TO FAIL BUSINESSES AND OUR OWN PERSONAL WEALTH, provide for OUR COMMON defence AGAINST PAYING TAXES, promote OUR own general welfare, and secure the blessings of CONGRESSIONAL FINANCIAL ASSISTENCE to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this NEW Constitution for the United States WITH EMPHASIS ON BAILOUTS AND THE TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF RULES FOR THE SEPARATE CLASSES " THE SUPER RICH " AND THOSE " WE THE PEOPLE " WHO SUPPORT US WITH THEIR TAX DOLLARS.
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Nice Bailout. Now Pay For It!
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There are some ideas out there. Jesse Eisinger of Portfolio magazine has floated a tax on securities transactions. Another possibility would be to make the bailed out companies self-insure against their own incompetence, the way banks have done with the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. And of course Congress should abolish the exemption that allows private equity and hedge-fund managers to pay low capital-gains tax rates for the money they earn managing other people's money.
It may seem silly to ask about the long-term budgetary implications of bailouts in the time of an emergency. When a fire engine is racing toward a four-alarm blaze, nobody stops to worry that speeding will put wear and tear on the engine. And what's another few hundred billion dollars of debt on top of a national debt that already reaches $9.7 trillion? But to not ask this question would be acting recklessly with other people's money. Which is how we got into this mess in the first place.
Send your suggestions for how to pay for the bailout to webeditors@newsweek.com , and we'll publish some of the best. E-mails may be quoted by name unless the writer specifically requests otherwise.
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