I'm sorry, I forgot that the Democrats and Barry are our salvation! How dare any satirize his connections - and very strong ones, witn Rev. Wright, Billy Ayers, George Soros (poor little billionaire), ACORN, etc. No, do not touch God!
I'm sorry, I forgot that the Democrats and Barry are our salvation! How dare any satirize his connections - and very strong ones, witn Rev. Wright, Billy Ayers, George Soros (poor little billionaire), ACORN, etc. No, do not touch God!
My Goodness, I'm sorry, I forgot that Obama and the Democrats are "our salvation". Certainly can't satirize his connections with Rev. Wright, or Bill Ayers, or ACORN, or George Boros. Yes, Barry is our salvation, do not touch him!
The goal of satire beyond the object of the article, is to BE FUNNY. That is where most of the stuff falls flat; it's really just a commentary on the abilities of the writers. The low-hanging fruit of conservative hypocrisy is easy, but there are few brilliant TV writers left on the scene anymore, as witness the dearth of satire on something that requires true thought and skill to pull off. The Democratic Platform and Obama offer salvation, its true, and the opposition is laughable because . let's face it, look at our condition after ten years of republican rule. Our wildest pessimistic imaginatios in 2000 could not have predicted the devastation wrought upon the world and American society that these bumbling idiots have pulled off. Given this backdrop, the relief offered by the Democrats offers little to satirize, because at its base, the collective solutions to this mess offers little to satirize. The only funny thing in all of this is the republican campaign running against itself and asking for four more years to destroy what is still standing.
Obama's ill-conceived programs will require him to tax, and his health care plan alone is a substantial hidden tax on all business, large an small. In reality, it does not really matter who he taxes, those taxes are going to be passed through the economy. He has to tax, because it is they only way he can pay for his massive social engineering experiments. Any first year economics student knows that taxation is a tool used to contract an economy experiencing inflation, because it reduces demand by reducing the amount of money individuals and businesses have to spend. It is contractionary, which is exactly what you do not want to do when the problem is that the economy is contracting already into recession. Like Hoover and FDR, Obama's plans will only make it worse for longer.
See e.g. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/03/opinion/main4499465.shtml
And
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/FDR-s-Policies-Prolonged-Depression-5409.aspx
How many full-time employees with benefits does a person with a $50,000 income personally employ? For most, none. How many does a person with $250,000 employ? One less under Obama???s tax plan, two less if you include Obama???s health plan.
Obama needs more than Tina, He is out of Touch.Obama, is to keep General Powell as an advisor, If elected and wants to re-start the draft. Perhaps its
time since enlistment is at an all time low. He also wants to send troops to Afghanistan but take them out of Iraq. I sure will be glad when all this is over lol.
"Why are some Democrats worried that Mr. Obama may not necessarily be headed to the White House?
For starters, the American people like to have checks and balances. With predictions that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will grow their liberal power bases in the House and the Senate, more Americans than reflected in various polls may decide to apply the brakes to an Obama presidency.
And I know you???ve heard this before, experience does matter. Joe Biden may have inadvertently made that case for John McCain when he recently said that the world will test Barack Obama in six months. ???The world is looking,??? he said. ???Watch, we???re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.??? I feel the American People should not have to go through this again.
"Barack Obama's campaign killed all interviews with a Florida TV station after Sen. Joe Biden, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, faced tough and critical questions from a reporter at the Orlando station, the Orlando Sentinel reported. In a communication which serves to put all other media on notice that an Obama administration will exercise media blackmail in response to tough questioning, the Obama camp killed a WFTV interview with Biden's wife Jill, according to an Orlando Sentinel blog.
"This cancellation is non-negotiable, and further opportunities for your station to interview with this campaign are unlikely, at best for the duration of the remaining days until the election," wrote Laura K. McGinnis, Central Florida communications director for the Obama campaign, according to the Sentinel.
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2008/10/obama-campaign.html
See the interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXcImQfubM
They can't mock the Messiah! If anyone dares to do so, he is branded a racist.
Obama's self-worship is just wrong.
Yes, OBAMA IS WAY TOO SMART AND EDUCATED TO BE THE ENTERTAINING BUFFOON BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD CAN RELATE TO.
which is a problem. TOO MUCH OF AMERICA SEEMS TO BE HAPPY TO GIVE UP EVERYTHINGt THAT ha made usa the best palce in the world.
AND TO GO DOWN IN FLAMES AS LONG AS WE can say i got mine and ARE ENTERTAINED ON ThE WAY down.
Ps:- BILL MAhER KNOCK OFF STEALING MY THUNDER ON B and B.
i used them, first and im homeless multi disabled in the OC SO NO HOPE and ain't got much to call mine esp since no regulation/code fro the storage where last of my stuff got infested..until im gone let me have some small things.!)
I think that there is satire about Obama; however, it just happens that what Palin and McCain does lends itself so perfectly to satire that the material is boundless. Remember that Tina Fey, when she represented Palin in her Couric interview, didn't even have to change some of the actual words that Palin said to show that she really seemed to be a bubble-head. When you have that kind of material coming at you in a wave, it is hard not to grab up a surfboard and ride it.
Obama won and the blacks are ready to take all the white women, GO OBAMA!!!!!!!
Moral of this story, don't offend the self anointed messiah
OBAMA REFUSES TO ANSWER BIRTH CERTIFICATE LAWSUIT
A Pennsylvania lawsuit alleging that Barack Obama is not a ???natural-born citizen??? of the United States took an unusual twist this week, after a federally mandated deadline requiring Obama???s lawyers to produce a ???vault??? copy of his birth certificate expired with no response from Obama or his lawyers. The lawsuit, filed by former Pennsylvania Deputy Attorney General Philip J. Berg alleges that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is thus ???ineligible??? to run for president of the United States. It demands that Obama???s lawyers produce a copy of his original birth certificate to prove that he is a natural-born U.S. citizen.
By failing to respond to the Request for Admissions and Request for the Production of Documents within 30 days, Obama has ???admitted??? that he was born in Kenya, Berg stated this week in new court filings.
Allegations surrounding Obama???s place of birth have been swirling for months. Earlier this year, the Obama campaign sought to put down the rumors by making available a computer-generated Certification of Live Birth, issued in 2007 by the State of Hawaii. However, the 2007 document produced by the Obama campaign omits key information that normally appears on birth certificates in the United States, including the name of the hospital where he was born, the size and weight of the baby, and sometimes the name of the doctor who delivered him. In addition, the critics of the 2007 document note that Obama's father is described as ???African,??? a term used today. The formal language in official documents at the time ??? 1961 ??? would have identified his race as ???Negro??? or ???Colored.???
The Web site snarkybytes.com has produced a vault copy of a Hawaii Certificate of Live Birth from 1963, issued by the Hawaii Department of Health. In addition to naming the hospital and more details about the baby, the 1963 vault copy also includes the ???usual residence of the mother,??? and the ???usual occupation??? of the father. None of this information appears on the 2007 Live Birth certificate produced by the Obama campaign.
In recent weeks, lawsuits have been filed in seven additional states demanding that Barack Obama produce an original vault copy of his birth certificate, to dispel the rumors that he is not a natural-born United States citizen.
The latest suits have been filed in state and federal courts in Hawaii, Washington, California, Florida, Georgia, New York, and Connecticut to compel Obama to release his birth records.
Time to raise the B.S flag. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp
Thanks for playing.
Obama is a charismatic figure who has risen to the top while maintaining a sense of dignity in the public eye. Why would anyone try to argue for satirizing him? He is not a caricature but a well-rounded figure. His speaking style is inimitable by any measly comedian, that is why they don't bother trying.
From my independent, historically-Democratic perspective, it's unfortunate that Newsweek is so far in the tank for Obama. It seems to have become fashionable among the national print media to abandon even the pretense of impartiality. It's become quite difficult to find news reporting and analysis by individuals who are themselves sufficiently knowledgable to play on a national stage, but are neutral. It's a depressing state of affairs.
I would rather have an administration WITHOUT a lot of jokes for once....8 years is enough of a long winded joke! I don't think Roosevelt or Lincoln would require a lot of jokes.
A good answer to this question, as to why there aren't a lot of Obama jokes, can be found here, on Peter Sagal's blog: http://petersagal.com/wordpress/?p=164
"Ohio officials are investigating whether government computer systems were illegally accessed to acquire personal information about "Joe the Plumber," The Columbus Dispatch reports.
Public records requested by The Dispatch reveal information on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher's driver's license or his sport-utility vehicle was pulled from the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles database.
Information on Wurzelbacher was obtained on Oct. 17 through an account used by the Cuyahoga County Child Support Enforcement Agency in Cleveland, The Dispatch reported records as showing.
Access to such information from BMV computers is restricted to legitimate law enforcement and government business.
The Dispatch reported that information on Wurzelbacher was accessed by accounts assigned to the office of Ohio Attorney General Nancy H. Rogers, the Cuyahoga County Child Support Enforcement Agency and the Toledo Police Department."
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/10/24/joe.html?sid=101
........................................Tina Fey is a good commedienne and provides some good laughs......But America needs a good chance to fully review the Candidates and to date McCain has constantly changed his positions to suit what his Handlers are telling him to say for that moment to help him look better. Most of the time the McCain Campaign is avoiding the issues by talking about Lipstick, Pigs and Joe the Plumber. Palin avoids unfavorable topics completely and is twisting reality all she can and relying on being Cute to help her gain appeal while she slips and slides with the truth........Their motto Country First does not apply and they way they do their Campaigning...................Country Fooled fits what they really are doing!!!!!
Obama needs a Tina Fey? They had one on SNL that slammed Obama when he was fighting Hillary in the primes. Now that she's out of the way, they only slam Palin and McCain, as Obama is SNL's second choice.
What good is political satire if comedians shy away from the biggest target? It isn't... Because they support Obama, their biggest targets are McCain and Palin.
"A former Newsweek reporter admitted in an article this week that he has no objectivity and imagined disabling Rudy Giuliani so he wouldn't run in the presidential primary race last year.
Michael Hastings wrote in GQ magazine that he had a "recurring fantasy" that he could somehow stop the former New York City mayor in his tracks.
"I quickly realized Rudy was a maniac. I had a recurring fantasy in which I took him out during a press conference (it was nonlethal, just something that put him out of commission for a year or so), saving America from the horror of a President Giuliani. If that sounds like I had some trouble being 'objective,' I did. Objectivity is a fallacy," he said."
http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_7484&pageNum=2
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_20082/2008_presidential_election/55_say_media_bias_bigger_problem_than_campaign_cash
55% Say Media Bias Bigger Problem Than Campaign Cash
http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2008/cyb20080819.asp
Pew Research finds Media Credibility Plummets, Just 30% Believe 'Most Trusted' CNN
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