As a proud Christian woman, you did your duty. You went and voted. And the Personhood Amendment of 2012 passed! Your wedding has just occurred and you really don't mind having your honeymoon at the precinct courthouse in a 6x6 room. It's better than having a cold stranger in the room when you lose your virginity.
The time comes and you and your husband get intimate for the first time. The sensations you feel are more powerful than you believed they would be. But, due to both of your inexperience, the encounter lasts only a really short time. After snuggling for awhile, the two of you feel like giving in another go. You begin to kiss, your arms wrap around each other in a warm embrace, and intercourse begins again.
BOOM!
The door comes flying in and outfitted troopers storm the room and pull the two of you apart. You watch as they handcuff your naked husband and drag him out of the room.
"What's the meaning of this?" you demand, but a female officer has already begun reading you your rights.
"According to our information, you have more than 2 dozen cells dividing and clinging to your uterine wall. That BEAST," she says while glaring in the direction they dragged your husband helplessly, "is guilty of criminal sexual assault of a MINOR." Now you're confused. You just got married. How can this be happening?
"We haven't done anything wrong, officer," you plead.
"'WE?'" she begins, incredulously. "I had ASSUMED that he forcibly mounted you and began penetration. If you did it willingly, that makes you an accessory."
That's right, you forgot. Life can begin the VERY FIRST TIME you have sex. If only the education system had made that clearer to you, you might have remembered and taken precautions. But now you realize that, yes, you are in fact guilty of the crime. And considering the nature of the crime, you will not be allowed to raise this or any other child you may have. Let alone you will probably never see you husband again. Prison inmates are notoriously heavy-handed when it comes to dealing with CHILD ABUSERS like him.









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