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  • Posted By: John Dough @ 02/07/2009 11:10:31 PM

    A cop does wrong and he/she can never be employed as a cop again. A lawyer does wrong including committing felonies and they lose their liicense for a few months. Same for Docotrs. Quite a doubloe standard. The same applied to one president Bill Clinton who lied under oath and never lost his job. In fact, dems and their supporters stood in lock step with him. That is why I will never vote for a democrat again. Just look at Daschle and the rest. At least when someone in the GOP does something wrong the GOP asks them to step down. Another double standard.

  • Posted By: John Dough @ 02/07/2009 11:04:38 PM

    What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

  • Posted By: Galasso @ 02/07/2009 8:21:42 AM

    Life without lawyers? John Edwards comes to mind. A white-shoe lawyer once told me the secret of his success - get the dumbest 12 people in the jury box you can voir dire - then make your final presentation wiping your eyes with a piece of onion concealed in a handkerchief until you look like a Nasonex commercial. When the jury's tears begin flowing like horse droppings, end it with a dramatic finale and you've bagged them.

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