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  • Posted By: Davole @ 03/05/2009 11:33:06 AM

    Operation Rushbo!

    The four mouseketeers, democrat strategists Stanley Greenberg, James Carville, Paul Begala, and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel have decided to attempt to deflect public attention from the substance and cost of Barack Obama???s numerous abysmal Porkulus Packages by launching a tirade against Rush Limbaugh.

    Yes, the democrats are revealing themselves to be true students of history, as they attempt to revive the manipulative propaganda policies of the repulsive and oppressive Third Reich.

    Rush Limbaugh, the ever jovial competent radio conservative talk-show host, who enjoys the support of over 20 million listeners, welcomed the additional attention, and revels in the fact that most democrats regard him as the de facto leader of the Republican party.

    He confidently challenged Barack Obama to debate his failing government???s economic so-called stimulus omnibus bills, and its other chaotic policies to foster and entrench radical socialism.
    As usual, Barack Obama and his talking heads are unavailable for comment.

    As a side note, Sean Hannity, an accomplished conservative commentator on the Fox News channel, has also previously challenged Barack Obama to get together with him over a few beers and to discuss the current empty suit president???s economic policies.
    As usual, Barack Obama and his talking heads are unavailable for comment.

    Revealing himself to be the true sportsman that he is, Barack Obama obviously prefers to focus on the softball questions of adoration lobbed to him by the likes of Oprah and the chatterbox talking heads who gossip on the View (or more correctly described as the Phew!).

    Barack Obama can run, but he cannot hide! His pathetic legacy is visible for all to see!

  • Posted By: Davole @ 03/05/2009 2:39:55 AM

    Barack Obama, by instigating class warfare against the top wage earners and job creators, is directly responsible for the disastrous collapse of the American economy. The dramatic, continuous, almost daily drop in the DOW, S&P, and NASDAQ levels directly demonstrate the business administrators professional resentment and tactical reaction against that naive democrat government assault.

    Barack Obama has, on numerous occasions, attempted to vilify and demonize them as corrupt criminals who have stolen from the lowly ignorant masses who comprise his political base of support. Like a true snake oil salesman, he dupes the uneducated into feeling that they are hapless victims of an oppressive minority, and that unrestricted burgeoning government is their only hope. But the problem is that government never saves them - instead, it further enslaves them.

    Through his obstinate determination to impose ridiculous increases in their tax rates, Barack Obama has provided a disincentive for the successful wage earners to generate income. He has naively crowed that now is not the time to earn a profit. Since most businesses were founded and exist to earn a profit, why should they bother to operate without that prime objective and opportunity to earn a profit? The result - mega layoffs.

    How long will it take for this democrat government???s unemployment rate to rise to the double digit level and surpass that of Jimmy Carter???s administration?

    Through Barack Obama???s likewise narrow-minded intention to reduce the deduction rates for charitable contributions by successful business executives, the nation???s disadvantaged will also be unfairly penalized.

    By his naive and parasitic class warfare tax policies, Barack Obama has detrimentally chosen to roast the unique, valuable, and priceless goose that has previously laid the golden eggs, and if not targeted, would still be capable of continuing that critical function.

    Obamanomics - punishing the successful, and rewarding the unsuccessful - will not grow the American economy; instead, that policy will destroy the economy and thereby cripple the nation!

    Barack Obama - a true embarrassment to the concept of responsible government!

  • Posted By: Davole @ 03/03/2009 9:21:05 AM

    Barack Obama Charts the High Seas and the High Seize!

    Rest assured - Captain Barack Obama is on the bridge of the listing democrat ship Lollipop.
    Yes, we know that because he has definitely depressed the worn-out button labeled ???Present???.
    And the media talking heads report that he looks so handsome in that dashing captain???s outfit.
    They opine in unison - Just look at that classic olympian physique - so perfect!

    Suddenly one valiant but worried and soaked passenger shouts from below - How high???s the water, Captain?

    Barack Obama becomes visibly annoyed - he activates his teleprompter, leans forward to read it, and enunciates the depressing but cautionary oratory - Six foot high and rising!

    Shortly after Barack Obama has smoked and flicked aside a self rolled odd-scented cigarette, a frantic crew member deserts his post, rushes in and implores - How high???s the water, Captain?

    Barack Obama, now shaken out of his stupor - cowers, and shrieks - Ten feet high and rising!
    As he dons the lone oxygen supply, he smirks and quirks - just getting a breath of fresh air.

    The American taxpayers are ready to commit mutiny - they are debating whether to confine Barack Obama to the brig, or else force him to walk the plank.
    Then one of the many paupers onboard suggests - Let???s decide by tossing a coin, if anyone here still has one!
    But nobody has even one nickle that they can rub together, let alone toss.

    As the democrat crew finally realize that their ship could never manage to reach port, the depth of reality swallows not only Barack Obama, but also his hapless slaves and victims!

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