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Reefer Madness

Everyone wanted a piece of the great bong brouhaha. That's the American way.

 

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Here's what usually happens to a college kid who's caught with a small stash of marijuana: the police give him a good scare, let him stew in a cell for a few hours and make him take a class on the evils of drugs. If he keeps out of trouble for six months, the record is wiped clean. In most college towns, the police don't even bother to go after weekend smokers (dealers are another story). If cops chased down every kid who took a bong hit at a frat party, the jails would be full and the lecture halls empty. Half the professors would wind up in the clink, too.

Now here's what happened when a photo, taken in November, surfaced of swimmer Michael Phelps with a bong to his lips at a University of South Carolina party: on the morning of Feb. 7, police used a battering ram to smash through the front door of the house in Columbia where the party had taken place three months earlier. "Freeze, motherf–––ers!" the cops allegedly yelled as they rushed in, guns drawn. They handcuffed and hauled away the students inside and brought dogs to sniff the house for drugs. That same morning, the police raided another house where students suspected of attending the Phelps party lived.

The day's take, according to defense lawyers: less than a gram of marijuana—or, as the search warrant repeatedly put it, "marihuana"—at one house, and about six grams at the other. They also found the bong Phelps was holding in the photo. Seven students were arrested and charged with possession. Defense lawyers say four of them weren't at the Phelps party.

The melodramatic bust was cartoonishly out of proportion to the alleged crime, and the local sheriff's case against Phelps has already fallen apart. The police dropped the charges for lack of evidence (he never admitted to smoking anything), and it's unlikely the students who were rounded up will face trial. But Kellogg's, Phelps's multimillion-dollar sponsor, has let him go, apparently because they think he's no longer fit to be a role model. All this tumult over a wayward photo that impolitely disturbed our nation's uneasy "don't ask, don't tell" relationship with a drug that is illegal but ubiquitous.

From the moment the picture leaked, Phelps fell subject to the iron laws of absurdity that govern the rise and fall of American celebrities. And in Richland County, S.C., the law is Sheriff Leon Lott. Blond and photogenic, the theatrical ex–vice cop lives to bring down drug offenders and get his picture in the paper for doing so. He has appeared on "America's Most Wanted" and as a young cop emulated Don Johnson's character on "Miami Vice." Locals have a saying that the most dangerous place in town is between Lott and a TV camera. It is also thought not to be a good idea to get in the way of the armored personnel carrier he acquired, nicknamed "The Peacemaker." It has a .50-caliber machine gun mounted on top.

The university and the city of Columbia police wanted nothing to do with Lott's flimsy case against Phelps, and the popular sheriff was lampooned in the local press. But one local leader encouraged him. Dr. Lonnie Randolph Jr., a Columbia resident and president of the state NAACP, urged Lott not to back down. Just because Phelps was white and famous didn't mean he should get a pass. "Any type of drug, the sentence is always worse when it's an African-American," Randolph says.

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  • Posted By: MichaelX @ 05/14/2009 4:09:05 PM

    Whoa! Dudes! You can now smoke corn flakes!
    It is absolutely reprehensible that the US of A is helping the trafficking of Opium/Heroin and still continue a wastefull war on drugs. If soley for the reason to give them an economy based on poppies and sales of a product they dont even use. They are starving, so mow down the fields and grow food. Oh, Afghanis are'nt starving? They have plenty of everything they need? Democrats are at it again.

  • Posted By: Dredd @ 03/21/2009 7:47:09 AM

    Reefers are nothing. The true drug war story comes from Afghanistan.

    The US brought Afghans back to number one heroin producer in the world:

    http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/03/first-day-of-spring-2009.html

  • Posted By: Qidisrupt @ 03/17/2009 5:38:44 AM

    Medical Marijuana is a viable....and MUCH safer option. For one, medical marijuana is REGULATED and it is ORGANICALLY GROWN. People that buy street marijuana are risking their lives because of the nature of the illegal drug game and the street marijuana is likely to be poisoned with God knows what kinds of pesticides, herbicides, and synthetic ferilizers....and these could be illegal/banned substances. Of course, like ALL prescription medications, there is always the risk of people choosing to abuse/overuse any drug. People in the United States abuse tobacco and alcohol products in epidemic proportions, yet somehow it seems to be a non-issue? If marijuana is regulated and properly prescribed to patients in safe amounts, and the patients follow the doctor's safe dosage, then it is a viable prescription. Smoking marijuana is the worst way to take prescribed doses...Caplet form or added to foods would be a safer option....smoking anything can still cause emphysema.

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